30/5/13

It's really late. There's PTM tomorrow and an astronomy meeting. I'm typing this at the bequest of a friend. I am bored. SJChO is on Saturday and so is that ACSI astronomy competition. I haven't done any revision.

28/5/13

It appears I don't need to see any teacher on Friday. Yay.

I'm probably going to go through the 5 books I borrowed by Friday. This is not good. Unfortunately there aren't many thick books I can find right now. Unless I find Inferno in the library. Which is highly unlikely.

Today we went to the CPIB headquarters. It was rather interesting, but there wasn't much to see. But the had a real typewriter that still worked even though it was an exhibit. And then we had SJChO practice today. I think my team has gotten faster.

My life has gotten a bit boring. I need to spice it up a bit I think. (At which point I suddenly expect Chong Wen to appear and tell me to shove chillies up my a-OH GOD WHY)

27/5/13

GODDAMMIT I LEFT SOME ORANGE SLICES ON MY TABLE AND NOW IT'S CRAWLING WITH F***ING ANTS SCREW THOSE ANTS I HATE THEM I NEED A VACUUM CLEANER TO SUCK THEM ALL UP NOW.

On a side note, they had Games Day today. I didn't go because I had other stuff like the Physics Education Seminar thingymajig rehearsal. I'm an usher. Whee. Hope I don't screw up.

OH MY DEAR GOD ANTS GET OFF MY TABLE THERE ARE NO MORE ORANGES WILL YOU STOP THINKING THERE ARE ORANGES YOU STUPID IDIOTS?

27/5/13

So today went rather well. We had a debate workshop today, and it went rather well. The teacher was somewhat scary though.
She was like, "I LOVE AEROSMITH! (SPAZZES)" and other stuff like poking people with her marker.
Amazingly she didn't seem to get angry. So anyway we just debated about random topics and stuff like there are people in a hot air balloon and you have to throw someone out of it to save the rest so what would you do. Other than that we didn't really learn anything much.

Then afterwards we had this astronomy meeting about the astrochallenge project. Mr. Yuen gave a few good suggestions. Like a hyperkinetic probe to determine the composition of Pluto.
Swedish crime fiction is rather blunt. They leave in all the vulgarities and stuff. And they have sex scenes. Unfortunately I have no idea what other type of books I should read, mostly because the rest are really boring.

26/5/13

Is there school tomorrow? I can't remember. Or is it Post Exam Activities? I don't really like those, except for the CPIB visit. So anyway I went to the library and borrowed 5 books.

Note that that is not "One S***" by Lee Child. Just saying. Also note that most of the books are from Norwegians.
I should probably teach myself Swedish. But then it's so difficult to read.

23/5/13

Exam results were ok. Helped Jia Cheng fly his plane today. It went quite well but he crashed it and broke a carbon fibre tube.

THE STORY WITH NO PLOT (AT THE MOMENT. I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT)

So right now this story has no plot (as you have seen in the title. I'm still working on it).

So at the end of the last story (what happened at the end of the last story? I forgot. Hang on let me check the blog...I'm back. Did I miss anything? I guess not) Wui Seng teleported a lot of penguins back to Antartica. And he's supposed to be laughing in his secret lair but Wui Seng doesn't have a secret lair (I checked) but anyway we'll just focus on the penguins. So June nuked Antarctica and then (did Yi Jun put his tie back on last time? Let me go check again...AH F*** THIS WHO CARES I'M F***ING GOING TO BED GOOD F***ING NIGHT EVERYBODY I STILL LOVE YOU DON'T CRY)

21/5/13

So the proposal was finished in a very short amount of time (in between going to uncyclopedia and laughing at Morgan Freeman's biography). So I guess we'll just have to wait until the teacher approves it then we can start building it.
And then my group mates were talking about how hot their primary school classmates look now. And I was like "..." because I have no idea how my primary school classmates look like now, and I don't intend to find out anytime soon.
So they have an SJChO second round briefing tomorrow. I suppose it's nice that I'm in the second round, but I don't know much about enthalpy and rate laws so I'll just leave it to the 2 chinese students in my group. Hopefully they know what to do.

When not sure what book to borrow, Swedish crime fiction FTW. (No, seriously, Sweden is a nice place if you want to learn more about being a policeman. Actually it isn't (just look at the stuff the bad guys do in the books), but hey, someone there probably will write a book about you. Or you'll write a book about a policeman, become famous and stuff. After you learn Swedish, of course.)

And the astrochallenge project round came out. It's a bit vague actually. Just design a spacecraft that will achieve your mission objectives. So if I design a nuclear bomb propelled spacecraft to explore the aliens in the Oort cloud, will they accept it?

21/5/13

Hello there. This post is only (damn the spacebar. Dumb school computers) here (stupid keyboard!) because Glen asked me to write something because I haven't posted anything yet.Well, I have now. Happy?
On a side note, I'm still waiting for my group members to arrive for the physics project. I'm too damn early. And I went to the library yesterday and borrowed some books on quantum physics.

19/5/13

So I went and cleared out my cupboard today. Found quite a lot of stuff. There was a whole bunch of my year 1 stuff so I decided to throw those away.
Maybe I'll set them on fire.
I also managed to find my astronomy notes. Which is a good thing.

18/5/13

It's a Saturday. Nothing unusual. So we're finally getting started on the physics project. I also found out that squash balls are incredibly small. And that there is a chinese oral preparation session next Monday.
FUCKFUCKFUCKOHGAWDWHYTHATNEARLYGAVEMEAFUCKINGHEARTATTACKWHATTHEFUCKINGFUCK
So anyway they're still discussing the details about the class outing. Hope they come to an agreement soon.

17/5/13

So today was pretty nice. Went and watched Iron man 3 with Jia Cheng and Sudharshan. It was really awesome. Especially the part where Tony Stark summons every single one of his suits and they all come and blow stuff up. And when everyone turns red and blows up.

Then afterwards we went to Chinatown because Jia Cheng needed to buy some stuff for his RC plane. Then after that we went to his house. Jia Cheng is building this really big plane but then it was having some cooling problems so he decided to drill several holes in it. Then after that I left.

We had lasagna for dinner today. Although the pasta was a little dry.

An (over)analyzation of the new MLP film/movie trailer.

I am probably never publishing this. If I do, welcome to this new world where MLP has completely taken over.

So most of you probably haven't heard of the new MLP film/movie. If you want to find out, there's a link here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ta9i3YQAzM I'm not responsible for anything afterwards that you might do.

So the trailer starts with Twilight Sparkle going through this potally thingymajig that turns her into a human (and turns Spike into a dog). Twilight tries her best to adjust in this new world, which is populated by humans as can be seen here.

Uh... Hasbro? I think you might have left out the African people. WE'll only know when we see Zecora. Even the rugby player looks Native American. Also note the horseshoe on the school crest. Although it'll probably be all explained in the film.

Note that their equivalent of cutie marks happens to be on their clothing. Because you can watch ponies going about their stuff with hardly any clothes on, but the same doesn't apply to humans. And speaking of cutie marks...

Er... Girls? Fillies? Whatever, but aren't you a little to young to be partying? In fact, the CMC look 10 years older than their pony counterparts. Note their lack of cutie marks. Some things never change. But they don't really have to worry about getting teased for their lack of cutie marks.

If you'll just ignore Rainbow Dash hugging Twilight Sparkle while everyone else looks on with different expressions, you'll notice that Most of their cutie marks are on their skirts, with he exception of Applejack's, which are on her boots, and Rainbow Dash's, which is on her T-shirt. It's not visible right now.

So this means that the CMC can get away with their lack of cutie marks. "Where's your cutie mark? (snigger)" "I um... left my skirt/shoes/jacket/(insert random item of clothing here) at home..." "Oh. Ok."

And that new pony/human?

Interesting cutie mark. Looks like the Yin-Yang on fire. In the later parts of the trailer she suddenly erupts into a greenish laser beam that seems rather reminiscent of a chrysalid. We might be looking at a Nightmare Moon situation here.

There's also an interesting thing. In the trailer we only see Twilight Sparkle and Spike going through the portal. So do the rest of her friends follow? Or are there human versions of her friends in the new dimension already? In a part of the trailer Twilight Sparkle hesitates when her friends are holding hands. Maybe she's just glad to have them. Or maybe she's like, "They're not my friends from my dimension, but whatever, they're still my friends, right?" If you go along with the latter theory there's this final question.

What happened to the Twilight Sparkle in the human dimension?

So I guess I would watch this, but then I probably won't since my brother will probably never let me hear the end of it. Although it would answer all of my questions regarding it.

13/5/13

IH exam went quite well. At least I knew what the questions were asking. So now I am revising for physics.
And to the person who posted that question on my ask.fm page (you know what it is and who you are), I'm quite sure you're a troll. Unless you prove that you're not.
So kitten huffing is fun. Basically you just bury your face in a kitten's fur and take a deep breath. Yes, I got that from Uncyclopedia. Which is a very (un)reliable source of information. Although if someone invented kitten plants and exploding dogs, that would be great.

12/5/13

So my IH exam is tomorrow and I'm revising. No, actually I'm typing this.

10/5/13

So today we had the biology exam. Which was alright. I should be able to get at least 60.
And then on script checking day I find out I got 59. Damn.
So today a friend came over to my house (you know who you are) for not much of a reason. And right now I'm revising for IH.
There was this question in the exam which I answered with an obscure Doctor Who reference. When I get the paper back I'll post it. 

9/5/13

So my biology exam is tomorrow and I'm still revising. Wish me good luck. And they protested in Malaysia against the results. Not sure if that'll do any good. I really should print out the seating plan and namelist instead of typing this. Maybe when I finish.

And now for this article that shows that animals are way smarter than you think.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20431_6-horrifying-animal-kills-science-didnt-think-were-possible.html

8/5/13

So Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring. I'm not exactly interested in that kind of stuff, but he's 70+, so I guess he does have a good reason to retire. Wonder what he'll do with the money and his pension.

Revising for biology. I feel a little bit like sleeping. Should have drank some coffee earlier in the day. It's Reading Day for today and tomorrow so that's pretty nice. Although I'll probably spend a lot of time in front of the computer.

It appears that Italians can't steer ships very well. First they capsize a cruise ship, then they smash a container ship into a tower. Next time they'll probably reenact the Titanic. If you happen to be Italian and reading this, please don't be offended. It was merely a joke.

7/5/13

So today we had our first 2 exams, english and chinese.
I probably did badly. But whatever, they're over, so now let's focus on biology.
So other than the exams nothing much happened today besides the exams.

I have a question for you people. If I have a rod 1 light minute long, and I'm holding on to one end, and there's a guy superglued to the other end, and I rotate the rod around me by 90 degrees in 1 second, what will happen to the rod? How will the whole set up appear to me and the guy at the other end? Assume that the rod, me and the other guy have no mass. If you have any idea please leave your answers in the comments section.
That awkward moment when you feel like leaving a 2 dollar note in the chinese paper...

6/5/13

It's the day before the start of the exams. I am revising my chinese. As if that'll do me any good.
I'm going to fail my chinese and do badly for my english.
So anyway there's this really cute rain frog. It makes the cutest noise. And it's so round it looks like a something you would squeeze. I mean, IT'S THE SECOND THING I WOULD OWN AFTER A PARLOUR PIGEON.

Anyway right now a lot of people are complaining that BN cheated to win the Malaysian election. I'm not sure. To tell you the truth I might be from Malaysia but I'm not interested. Mostly because Singapore is nicer.

3/5/13

It's nighttime people. Go to sleep. Please note that we (read: I) are/am coming up with part I-forgot-what-number-it-was. Which involves parlour pidgeons, bowling pins and other interesting and weird stuff.

3/5/13

So there's no PE today and so me and Chong Wen went and did some Portal 2 co-op. Right now Glen's taken my jacket. And Sean is playing computer games while I am typing this and trying to do my chinese homework at the same time.
Seriously, I am not a pedo. I know you're teasing but I don't think interacting with my juniors makes me a pedo. Anyway it's not like I do anything more than talk to them.
Chinese starts in around 15 minutes. Better finish my homework.

2/5/13

Hello there. That's about a third of the year gone already, and the exams are coming. So please start revising (unless you happen to have already revised, in which case revise again, or if you feel that there is no hope for you, in which case I suggest asking your teachers for help. What? You were expecting me to tell you to go jump off a building?) Anyway doing the chinese email which is due tomorrow. But since there is no PE tomorrow (YAY!) there will be 3.5 hours for me to do it. Unfortunately due to my habit of putting things off (read: procrastination) I realise I will must probably have only 20 minutes to do it. Oh well. So anyway for biology today we were watching this documentary on plants narrated by His Royal Highness Sir David Attenborough the Awesome One and Bianca suddenly came up with this drinking game. Which was very interesting. And after that during IH the teacher said that he was around Jing Hong's size when he was his age so he cautioned Jing Hong about growing up (if you know what I mean).

1/5/13

So today is Labour Day. Otherwise known as "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! PUSH!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I CAN SEE THE HEAD! JUST A BIT MORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HE'S OUT! CONGRATULATIONS MRS. WILLIAMS! YOU HAVE A SON!"

So I went to get some stationery from the shopping mall. And met Glen while there. It was his idea actually. Introduced my brother to him. And stuff. And bought some more pen refills and did some filing and our class has no PE on Friday (YES!) so yay.