Tuesday 14 May 2013

An (over)analyzation of the new MLP film/movie trailer.

I am probably never publishing this. If I do, welcome to this new world where MLP has completely taken over.

So most of you probably haven't heard of the new MLP film/movie. If you want to find out, there's a link here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ta9i3YQAzM I'm not responsible for anything afterwards that you might do.

So the trailer starts with Twilight Sparkle going through this potally thingymajig that turns her into a human (and turns Spike into a dog). Twilight tries her best to adjust in this new world, which is populated by humans as can be seen here.
Uh... Hasbro? I think you might have left out the African people. WE'll only know when we see Zecora. Even the rugby player looks Native American. Also note the horseshoe on the school crest. Although it'll probably be all explained in the film.

Note that their equivalent of cutie marks happens to be on their clothing. Because you can watch ponies going about their stuff with hardly any clothes on, but the same doesn't apply to humans. And speaking of cutie marks...
Er... Girls? Fillies? Whatever, but aren't you a little to young to be partying? In fact, the CMC look 10 years older than their pony counterparts. Note their lack of cutie marks. Some things never change. But they don't really have to worry about getting teased for their lack of cutie marks.
If you'll just ignore Rainbow Dash hugging Twilight Sparkle while everyone else looks on with different expressions, you'll notice that Most of their cutie marks are on their skirts, with he exception of Applejack's, which are on her boots, and Rainbow Dash's, which is on her T-shirt. It's not visible right now.

So this means that the CMC can get away with their lack of cutie marks. "Where's your cutie mark? (snigger)" "I um... left my skirt/shoes/jacket/(insert random item of clothing here) at home..." "Oh. Ok."

And that new pony/human?
Interesting cutie mark. Looks like the Yin-Yang on fire. In the later parts of the trailer she suddenly erupts into a greenish laser beam that seems rather reminiscent of a chrysalid. We might be looking at a Nightmare Moon situation here.

There's also an interesting thing. In the trailer we only see Twilight Sparkle and Spike going through the portal. So do the rest of her friends follow? Or are there human versions of her friends in the new dimension already? In a part of the trailer Twilight Sparkle hesitates when her friends are holding hands. Maybe she's just glad to have them. Or maybe she's like, "They're not my friends from my dimension, but whatever, they're still my friends, right?" If you go along with the latter theory there's this final question.

What happened to the Twilight Sparkle in the human dimension?

So I guess I would watch this, but then I probably won't since my brother will probably never let me hear the end of it. Although it would answer all of my questions regarding it.

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