Monday, 28 May 2012

28/5/12
The lightbulb is flickering. I think it needs replacing. There it goes again. Dad is trying to get my younger brother to brush his teeth. He never does. And I somehow or the other dreamed I was in school. And punched a guy.

Ouch.
28/5/12
I have an idea. There should be a competition to see who can be driven around in the back seat of the Evora 2+2 for the longest amount of time. I wonder if anyone's thought of this? Would be fun.
Wait. It's Mike's birthday?!
1 month until the school holidays end. Taking their time, I see. Meanwhile I'm doing chemistry, and Kaoru hasn't told me what a nucleon number is.

Friday, 25 May 2012

25/4/12
Chewing gum right now that has spent 6 months in the fridge. Watermelon. I am of the opinion that it is the noly fruit that applies itself well to gums. Other versions give you a headache. I like Mentos chewing gum too, but they're banned here. Don't want anything gumming up our infrastructure, y'see?

Had a lot of fun on the Minecraft server today. Shooting pigs should be an Olympic sport.
Meep.
Going to be a long school holiday. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I think of inventing a wallet that knows the amount of cash you have. Then it would say every 5 minutes, depending on the situation something like "Hmmm... 200 dollars? Getting ready for the Great Singapore Sale, are we?" That would be nice. Though I'm not sure how it would count the money, much less detect it. And then say "That's a ripoff." when you're buying a shirt. And because its so awesome, who cares if its embarrassing?
It will also have 4G and wireless and whatnot..

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

23/5/12
Emoticons. A short essay.
T^T Fine. Be like that.
:d Licking ice cream off your lips.

I need an emoticon for a cat. Any suggestions? Rather bored right now. And it rains all the time.

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

22/5/12
HAIZ... I R A VERY DRUNKSH CAT. "HIC" AISGNRIS

You know what? Screw that. I should try draw something. It sounds interesting. But then I suck at drawing anyway.
Thanks for the 1000 likes, by the way. I really appreciate that. Keeps me thinking of what I have to say.
I tried to play online scrabble. But nobody had time to reply. Gets boring. Alan Wake (the game) is scary. Have you watched Hannah play it? Apparently your torchlight recharges slowly. I never knew batteries could do that. But its a game, after all.

Monday, 21 May 2012

21/5/12
I just need to rail a bit...
OK PEOPLE WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN BY TYPING STUFF ON MY FACEBOOK THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND?! I ONLY EVER WATCHED THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THE PRISONER OF ALAKAZAM SO WHEN I ASK DON'T TELL ME TO F*** OFF, BECAUSE THAT IS ANNOYING.

We're done here.

Eh... Not really. I just changed the look of my blog. Now it looks weird. GRRRRRRRR
21/5/12
Apparently Jackie Chan is making his last movie. It's called Zodiac. Which got me thinking. Of all the Zodiac animals, which 3 would be the best?
1. The dragon
2. The tiger
3. The... uh... hold on, mouse ox rabbit snake horse sheep monkey chicken dog pig... bother.
Apparently they only included the tiger and the dragon. Which is bad because the tiger is possibly extinct in China, and the dragon never existed in the first place. No, Komodo dragons don't count. They can't breathe fire. And they don't make enough crunchy noises when eating.

The tiger. Well, it could be considered "sexy", in a way that I don't get. I mean, what's so sexy about looking at a tiger? The fact that you're looking at it means that you are going to get eaten, or you are at the zoo. Although they do like swimming, eating fish (and whatever else they see) and long walks on the beach. And they roar rather nicely. And they're the only animals to be orange and black. Like a Lamborghini.

The dragon. It doesn't quite exist, but makes nice bone crunching noises when eating, flies, breathes fire, is extremely loud, and instead of walking, sleeps. Oh well, you can ride a dragon, though. And the ride quality is good.

That's all.