30/4/13

Note to self: Chong Wen's chilli sauce is extremely effective at clearing my nose. If only there was some way to get rid of the nuclear waste in my mouth...

So tomorrow is Labour Day (YAY HOLIDAY :D) so I can finally get round to doing my filing and revising for my exams (not much of a holiday anymore is it?). Oh well at least there's no school. Tomorrow will be going to buy some files and pen refills.

Watched Oblivion. It's quite nice. Although I would have preferred more of it in space and more explosions.

29/4/13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YhbtNUw3Oo
It would be really awesome if you had one. YOU COULD BRING IT TO SCHOOL AND PLAY BOWLING WITH IT ON THE SCHOOL FIELD! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!

I never even knew such things existed, but it seems Chong Wen knows a lot of weird videos and facts. And I should be revising. Everyone should be revising. And I'm typing this. I think I understand trigonometry a little bit more, and I should probably do my filing even if there's no file check. Because my file is getting way too huge.

So I'm in the SJChO round 2 with 2 other Chinese scholars. Not sure how we're going to do it. Hopefully we don't break anything or set anything on fire or stuff like that. And afterwards I have to go for another competition. Guess June will be very busy.

28/4/13

So nothing much today. Although I do have an ask.fm thingymajig, and you can probably go and ask me some questions. If you know my name, but since you don't I won't give it to you. Sorry, my logic isn't working very well today. Fell across a bus in the morning. I was inside the bus.
So you really want it? Here you go. http://ask.fm/KhooWuiSeng
P.S. I probably know who you are, judging by the questions I may receive. Glen, you will most probably ask poke related questions. Don't try to deny it.

27/4/13

So I didn't post yesterday because I got home late because of astronomy. We had a competition training session tomorrow, and they gave us pictures and asked us to identify them, and taught us a few more equations. I managed to take them down. CCA has already ended because of the exams, although there is a math assignment and chinese that I haven't done. I finished my physics assignment. Whee. I need to do some more revision on trigonometry.

There was a practical session yesterday and we could see Saturn and Jupiter and the Winter/Summer hexagon. And Crux.

24/4/13

So today we had a class lunch, and our mentor brought his 3 year old daughter along. She's quite pretty. But she hardly ever blinked. Which was interesting. And afterwards we played truth or dare and Aaron ate some chilli. And then Keene was obsessing over my jacket and then Jovan Javier Chong Wen Yi Jun and Sean went to the pond and caught some fish for Jovan's project and I suggested boiling them but all my friends are really boring so they said no. We finished the poster today, and I think it looks quite alright. And it was raining really heavily at around 5 and then there was this huge lightning strike that EMPed the Internet temporarily.

23/4/13

Things I would really want to eat (but can't due to health constraints, lack of money, time and motivation)
1. Steak. I like mine medium rare.
2. Chocolates. Dark.
3. Potato chips. Sour cream and onion.
4. Double chocolate chip cookies. I love those.
5. Subway sandwiches. I like the cold cut trio.
6. Solidified coffee. It hasn't been invented yet.
7. Lemon/lime/orange (every single citrus fruit) jam/marmalade. Because I really like vitamin C.
8. Spaghetti. Slurp.
9. IKEA meatballs. (Who doesn't?)
10. Sushi. Especially salmon.

So they gave us the rubrics for the physics project. We're supposed to build something that can launch a squash ball over an 80cm high barrier. Note that I said over. Apparently we can't go under or through it. Not even quantum tunneling. So that really sucks, considering the fact that they submit all our designs to North Korea to help them with their nuclear missile program. Which is why they'll have another failed launch this year. Oh well there are still some things that can make the squash ball go really fast.

So today was another Tuesday. Oh yes we have to finish the polymer chemistry poster which is due tomorrow (I think).

22/4/13

And it seems that physics is mostly formulas. Because I just copied them down and am now starting to copy biology.

22/4/13

So we had the chemistry revision quiz today. I think I knew all the answers.
I probably failed my chinese test, but screw chinese.
So Mr. Yuen gave us a talk around 4 about our performance at Astrigue, and listed down several things, such as giving the years 1,2,3 and 4s year 3 and 4 physics. And I should probably start preparing for the ACSI astronomy competition and Astrochallenge. Probably after the exams.
I hope I don't fail them. And there is also file check and a chemistry poster which I think my other team mate is supposed to be doing, and it's due on Wednesday. Whee.
Making chemistry notes. Almost done. Think I'll do physics next, then biology. I should probably see the exam timetable first.
Jia Cheng invited me to watch a movie after the exams :D 

20/4/13

So today we had Astrigue, and one of our teams managed to come 3rd overall. Not bad actually. Zhen Jie also got the top score for MCQ. We trolled quite hard during the project round. Death Star stuff. And so I guess it was an alright day. Even if I didn't get anything.

So there was this problem where 3 people on our team was missing so we had to merge with another team, which had only 2 year 1s, so the DRQ was more difficult since the year 1s didn't know much. But I think we managed to do pretty well given the circumstances.

Afterwards we went to McDonalds for dinner and had this interesting discussion about newtons and quarter pounders. Basically a quarter pound is a newton. So they could just call the quarter pounder a newtoner.

In other news, I somehow managed to get into the second round of SJChO. Don't ask me how.

19/4/13

So I'm doing the presentation for tomorrow. I laughed alot when I saw the write up. It's really funny. When the competition is over I'll just put it here. Anyway today as Speech Day and my name was on the screen but someone else collected the team award. Whee. And when they ended Speech Day I took out my solar viewer (which somehow managed to get into my bag) and Jia Cheng started hitting me because he thought I'd fallen asleep through the whole thing. And afterwards I went to McDonalds with some friends and ate the new burger thingymajig.
I wish Jia Cheng had eaten a bit more of the Thai citrus fries. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW MY ASS IS ON FIRE AND I HAVE NOONE TO SHARE THE PAIN WITH!
And afterwards I went home and watched some videos. I'm treating today like a holiday. And Yi Jun is photoshopping random pictures of people and making them look very silly. Luckily I have not suffered the same fate yet. Probably because I look silly all the time.

But there was no PE today so that was nice. And tomorrow I shall drink some more coffee. As if that's going to help me int he competition.

17/4/13

So Pei Hui came back to school today. Yay. We do need some time to get used to her again. There is a biology quiz tomorrow, and I'm missing half of the notes required to revise for it. This keyboard is retarded. I keep on making spelling mistakes. So today was another normal Wednesday I guess.

16/4/13

They bombed the Boston Marathon. That's sad and distressing. It could have been a lot worse though. Hope everyone will recover from this.

So there's chinese spelling tomorrow, and I'm revising. And doing my homework at the same time which might not be a good thing considering my short attention span. There is also a math graded assignment which I may fail Damn sin cos and tan and everything else. There's a competition this Saturday in which we may end up winning and then stuff.

PREPARE TO BE UTTERLY DESTROYED BY THE ELECTRIFYING POWER OF MY TASER NIPPLES!

Oops sorry what the hell did I just take?! Nevermind anyway Yi Jun is now teaching us all about birds and stuff. I am apparently a turkey. Not the country. Although I wish I was. Must be fun smoking whatever they smoke in Turkey. Do they eat smoked turkey? Do turkeys smoke in Turkey? Do they smoke turkeys in Turkey? Has your brain exploded yet?
If not, good for you.
I probably should spend less time on the computer. And do more homework. Maybe write a story that I never finish.

14/4/13

I am doing homework. And here is something for you.

I'M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN XD
Bitch, I'm  fabulous!
Please don't doubt my sanity. And today I went to NTUC and got some stuff.

ERMAGHERD STERHBERKS #COFFEE#VANILLA#MOCHA

13/4/13

We had open house today and some people came by our booth and we explained astronomy stuff to them it was rather nice but some of the children were too short to look through the telescopes so they had to stand on chairs XD
I am so bored that I'm doing homework. That's not actually a bad thing.
So yesterday we went and discussed about the project that we're doing. So we're supposed to design a base on a planetary object that will ensure the survival of 8 million people.

Ideas:
Build your own planetary object. Continue from there.
Ensure survival does not mean access to basic human rights. So let's make tungsten carbide doors and shut everyone in in some weird ghetto like place! They'll survive all right!

THE THUNDER IS SO LOUD THE WALLS JUST VIBRATED. AND IT'S STILL GOING ON oh no wait it stopped. It's raining a lot soon.

12/4/13

WE HAVE NAPFA TODAY AND I WILL PROBABLY FAIL. Whee.

11/4/13

Hello people so it is IH right now but the teacher gave us a short break and this IPhone is shit or maybe I am not used to the keyboard and the autocorrect is stupid the IPhone is stupid Javier is stupid too and other random people.

Scumbag notes

Scumbag notes. Knows you have a quiz tomorrow. Disappears today.

10/4/13

Please note that the below post was not made by me. But anyway, Wui Seng was so much happier when he got into the Spelling Bee Finals. Did you know? Well, now you do.
Screw you Javier. I might sic Glen on you for that.
So today we went to a plastic factory. Not a factory made out of plastic (there's a difference). So there was a lot of plastic, and there was this huge weighing scale and we tried standing on it to see the weight, but we couldn't quite see the reading. Then we went inside and there were workers throwing styrofoam into this big machine that chewed them up, then melted them and then turned it into a paste that was fed through some holes and turned into strings that went through a water bath and then got ground up and sucked into another big machine that presumably turned them into plastic stuff again.
Someone suggested throwing me in. Maybe I'd come out of that buffer.
And then we went to this other part of the factory where they were making plastic bags. So they melt plastic beads and then they make a tube by inflating the liquid plastic then they pull it up and flatten the tube until it becomes a sheet. And then we realised that the rolls of plastic had lots of static electricity and we put our heads near it and it was fun.

And then afterwards we looked at people cutting up the plastic and that was it. I didn't bring my camera so there aren't any pictures. Sorry about that. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GOOGLE IT. GOOGLE IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE.

So anyway today there was some funny stuff going on between Aaron and Sun Mei Jia. I'm not sure what. Apparently he apologised to her. And Bianca brought along a huge bag of aluminum cans. Too bad there wasn't any gallium around. It would have been fun. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEN GOOGLE IT ALSO.

And the math teacher says there will be a 50 cent fine for everyone who says "Wa chow".

10/4/13

So wui seng is very pissed today.
Reporter: wui seng, why you so pissed.
WS: because f*** you that's why

K THX BYE

9/4/13

So today we had a fun time finding different places to hide in. I suggested the ceiling, but since that would have taken a lot of superglue we decided that hiding in the cupboard was easier.
We may or may not be making a video about random people hiding in random places.
Sean has this new game where he flies planes and helicopters and blows stuff up.

I have no idea why I've suddenly run out of things to say. Oh well. There was some drama thingymajig and they were loading the props into the back of the lorry. Must be a competition.
Speaking of competitions, there's one next Saturday, so I should probably start mugging or revising or just reading up on astronomy stuff. We have 1 team of 4 year 1s competing isn't that great?
Jovan is still stalking me randomly. He just follows me around. It's getting a bit weird.
No wonder he can't get a girlfriend XD
So for the upcoming competition we have to... DESIGN A CITY ON A PLANETARY OBJECT FOR 8 MILLION PEOPLE?! AND IT'S DUE THIS SUNDAY?! OH F*** WE'RE SO F***ING SCREWED!

8/4/13

Hello people I now have 5 packets of chewing gum. That's 60 sticks in total. Enough for everyone in my class to get 3.
Don't worry, I'll save some or Pei Hui.
And now the year 1s are repeatedly saying my name over and over and driving me really crazy. Oh god why. I have no idea why I have such a catchy name. And Yi Jun apparently can't do bird calls when under pressure.
So before assembly I went with this year 1 by the name of Jia Cheng and did some random stuff. So Jia Cheng went and stole the ball of some girls that were playing football. They eventually found us, but it was fun while it lasted.
Damn we don't seem to be having much homework, but I think it's just me.

THE ARCTIC/ANTARCTICA NUKE ICE GLOBAL WARMING MIGRATING PENGUINS EXPLODINATING/CRAPPING STORY

So at the end of part 4 (which is not the start of part 1), we had Yi Jun chasing Wui Seng, Sean and Javier. And now, Javier turned towards the driver and realised that it was June, who was going to the airport, and was not an old woman whatsoever. Looks can be deceiving guys.

So Javier decided they would all go to the airport. Yi Jun followed them, but this time, Wui Seng climbed onto the roof of the taxi, and fell off. He's really clumsy. But don't worry, he teleported back on. After visiting America and stealing a lot of guns. And they had this awesome gun battle on the highway with lots of explosions and ties and bullets and that kind of stuff. Surprisingly, Sean did not take anything to the knee this time, which was a relief, as the last time that happened he had to pay $9001 for the medical fees and surgery.

After a lot of driving, they finally reached the airport. June revealed that her plan was to get high by ingesting ice (read: solid form of water. You're too young for drugs. And anyway, we're all already too damn high even without drugs). To do that, she would fly a plane to Antarctica and then enslave a lot of penguins and get them to dig up the ice, which was abundant there. Wui Seng was not happy with this as he liked penguins, but June said "Shut up" and that was the end of the matter.

Wui Seng: "But why don't you just get Polar Bears to dig up the ice?"

June: "SHUT UP WUI SENG POLAR BEARS ARE FROM THE ARCTIC, AND "THE ARCTIC" IS A S***TY NAME. ANTARCTICA IS SO MUCH BETTER."

Wui Seng: "But-"

June: NO BUTTS!"

And that was the end of it. Later during the flight they realised that Wui Seng wasn't on it. Yi Jun hadn't blown them all up because he was in another plane that was chasing them. They settled in for the 14 hour flight.

So they eventually arrived in Antarctica, but there were no penguins because they had migrated to the Arctic. June was very pissed, but since Wui Seng wasn't there to teleport the penguins back there was nothing much she could do about it, other than licking the ice up, but her tongue got stuck to the ice. So she got Javier and Sean to dig up the ice. But then suddenly representatives from the USA appeared and told June that she couldn't dig up the ice as it would cause massive amounts of global warming. June said "F*** you" and nuked the USA. Amazingly, Yi Jun didn't unexplode the USA because he didn't know the USA had been nuked. (Yi Jun is just bird brained at times (geddit?)).

So Yi Jun hased down June and Sean and Javier, and because they had nothing better to do they had a snowball fight but with snowball guns and snowball robots and snowball cannons and snowball cannon penises (courtesy of Sean) and snowball bombs and snowball whatever-you-can-think-of. Until they realised they weren't wearing much clothing and had all gotten frostbite. Oops.

June just nuked Antarctica, and made it warm again. It also had the unexpected side effect of melting all the remaining ice and causing the sea levels to rise and stuff like that. But then Yi Jun took off his explodinating tie and unexploded everything, which meant June didn't nuke the USA. So everything was back where it was.

And then Wui Seng teleported back with the penguins. And there were so many penguins they were crapping everywhere and uh... stuff. Yeah, it's too disgusting for me to put it down here. There would be vomit over your screen I think.
There were so many penguins crapping all over he place that June had to nuke the place 3 times but there were still penguins remaining so Yi Jun explodinated them but then their insides went everywhere and PETA got very angry, so they all decided to blame Wui Seng who had teleported himself away. How clever of him.
So right now noone knows where Wui Seng is (probably in his secret lair LMFAOing).

6/4/13

So there was astronomy yesterday. Went quite alright. We could see Orion and Gemini and Canis Major and Jupiter. We also had this briefing on Open House on how to deal with parents.

I tried recording myself while asleep. Didn't get anything interesting. Maybe I don't talk in my sleep, or my microphone is bad. Either way, I might try again. We had the SjChO today. I guess it was ok. Some of the questions I couldn't answer. And afterwards me and some friends went to KFC for lunch. On the way there on the bus there was this group of girls behind me and they were talking about the North Korean situation, and one of them said Kim Jong Il was crazy. Another one said that Kim Jong Il was dead. And then another one chipped in and said that Kim Jong Il was alive, it was Kim Jong Un that was dead. She also added in that Kim Jong Un was the father of Kim Jong Il.

I WAS -THIS- CLOSE TO FACEPALMING.
So besides that, here are some neat stuff you might want to listen to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy68No-L6Pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kGghJh2l8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAf_tuu-6M
So good night people.

4/4/13

So right now there's a rather interesting discussion going on about one of the teachers in our school. Some people say he's going overboard by yelling at people and stuff like that. Some people say he isn't. I'm not going to comment, because he doesn't teach our class and hence I can't make any conclusions.

So anyway we "registered" for the Singapore Space Challenge thingy. I say "registered" because the teacher still needs to go through the registration form before deciding whether we can go. We're probably going to be the youngest if we register. I mean, 3 year 1s and a year 3.

Astronomy tomorrow. Had Ih presentation today. I think ours was ok. And everybody wanted to shoot my nerf gun because it looked nice and stuff.

3/4/13

Hello people let me show you how to get back into your classroom even after the security guard has locked it shut.
100% tried and tested!
1. Get yourself a friend who isn't too fat/big.
2. When you know the security guard is coming, shove him/her into a decent hiding place (e.g. the cupboard, behind the curtain, on the ceiling, etc.)
3. While the security guard is locking up the classroom, make sure that your friend remains absolutely quiet and doesn't do anything besides breathing.
4. When the security guard has left, have your friend emerge from hiding and unlock the doors.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

So anyway if the above gets you a demerit form, please do not quote this as a source for your idea. Or I will find you, and I will kill you.

So anyway after school there were people outside our class doing IH. And Mavis is really scary when she's on drugs.
And Bianca's sister reminds me of a bunny.
And I'm bringing a nerf gun to school tomorrow. For IH. And for shooting people.

1/4/13

I think I smelled tto much beer on Google Nose. Because I can't find he any key right now. And I'm really worried. Whre is it? What jsut happned? Why is the rom spinning?
I'm too young foralcohol...
Have I ever told ypu how muich I love parrots? I just did. They're so cute!
Jia Cehg ikis cute too. For some reason he reminds me of a cat. It's something to do wioth his face.
Damn there;s a quizx tomorrow and I think I studied enough. Not too sure about that.

Zhi Xin s goving away free cows. Go get them. She;s not giving me one though. Nit sure why. Something to dowith BFFs. Whatever that is. Damn I wihs I ahd a jitten. They're so adorablw.

Why are theyre this red squiggly lines on screen? Must be somethin wrong wiot computer. I'll try to fix it. Shoudn;t rake too long.