3/4/13

Hello people let me show you how to get back into your classroom even after the security guard has locked it shut.
100% tried and tested!
1. Get yourself a friend who isn't too fat/big.
2. When you know the security guard is coming, shove him/her into a decent hiding place (e.g. the cupboard, behind the curtain, on the ceiling, etc.)
3. While the security guard is locking up the classroom, make sure that your friend remains absolutely quiet and doesn't do anything besides breathing.
4. When the security guard has left, have your friend emerge from hiding and unlock the doors.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

So anyway if the above gets you a demerit form, please do not quote this as a source for your idea. Or I will find you, and I will kill you.

So anyway after school there were people outside our class doing IH. And Mavis is really scary when she's on drugs.
And Bianca's sister reminds me of a bunny.
And I'm bringing a nerf gun to school tomorrow. For IH. And for shooting people.