Monday 28 May 2012

28/5/12
The lightbulb is flickering. I think it needs replacing. There it goes again. Dad is trying to get my younger brother to brush his teeth. He never does. And I somehow or the other dreamed I was in school. And punched a guy.

Ouch.
28/5/12
I have an idea. There should be a competition to see who can be driven around in the back seat of the Evora 2+2 for the longest amount of time. I wonder if anyone's thought of this? Would be fun.
Wait. It's Mike's birthday?!
1 month until the school holidays end. Taking their time, I see. Meanwhile I'm doing chemistry, and Kaoru hasn't told me what a nucleon number is.

Friday 25 May 2012

25/4/12
Chewing gum right now that has spent 6 months in the fridge. Watermelon. I am of the opinion that it is the noly fruit that applies itself well to gums. Other versions give you a headache. I like Mentos chewing gum too, but they're banned here. Don't want anything gumming up our infrastructure, y'see?

Had a lot of fun on the Minecraft server today. Shooting pigs should be an Olympic sport.
Meep.
Going to be a long school holiday. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I think of inventing a wallet that knows the amount of cash you have. Then it would say every 5 minutes, depending on the situation something like "Hmmm... 200 dollars? Getting ready for the Great Singapore Sale, are we?" That would be nice. Though I'm not sure how it would count the money, much less detect it. And then say "That's a ripoff." when you're buying a shirt. And because its so awesome, who cares if its embarrassing?
It will also have 4G and wireless and whatnot..

Wednesday 23 May 2012

23/5/12
Emoticons. A short essay.
T^T Fine. Be like that.
:d Licking ice cream off your lips.

I need an emoticon for a cat. Any suggestions? Rather bored right now. And it rains all the time.

Tuesday 22 May 2012

22/5/12
HAIZ... I R A VERY DRUNKSH CAT. "HIC" AISGNRIS

You know what? Screw that. I should try draw something. It sounds interesting. But then I suck at drawing anyway.
Thanks for the 1000 likes, by the way. I really appreciate that. Keeps me thinking of what I have to say.
I tried to play online scrabble. But nobody had time to reply. Gets boring. Alan Wake (the game) is scary. Have you watched Hannah play it? Apparently your torchlight recharges slowly. I never knew batteries could do that. But its a game, after all.

Monday 21 May 2012

21/5/12
I just need to rail a bit...
OK PEOPLE WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN BY TYPING STUFF ON MY FACEBOOK THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND?! I ONLY EVER WATCHED THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THE PRISONER OF ALAKAZAM SO WHEN I ASK DON'T TELL ME TO F*** OFF, BECAUSE THAT IS ANNOYING.

We're done here.

Eh... Not really. I just changed the look of my blog. Now it looks weird. GRRRRRRRR
21/5/12
Apparently Jackie Chan is making his last movie. It's called Zodiac. Which got me thinking. Of all the Zodiac animals, which 3 would be the best?
1. The dragon
2. The tiger
3. The... uh... hold on, mouse ox rabbit snake horse sheep monkey chicken dog pig... bother.
Apparently they only included the tiger and the dragon. Which is bad because the tiger is possibly extinct in China, and the dragon never existed in the first place. No, Komodo dragons don't count. They can't breathe fire. And they don't make enough crunchy noises when eating.

The tiger. Well, it could be considered "sexy", in a way that I don't get. I mean, what's so sexy about looking at a tiger? The fact that you're looking at it means that you are going to get eaten, or you are at the zoo. Although they do like swimming, eating fish (and whatever else they see) and long walks on the beach. And they roar rather nicely. And they're the only animals to be orange and black. Like a Lamborghini.

The dragon. It doesn't quite exist, but makes nice bone crunching noises when eating, flies, breathes fire, is extremely loud, and instead of walking, sleeps. Oh well, you can ride a dragon, though. And the ride quality is good.

That's all.

Sunday 20 May 2012

20/5/12
Rather late. Chelsea won. Good for them. Their "interim" manager is really something.

School holidays have started. For me, at least. Going to get rather boring. It really is quiet at night. Unless, of course, it rains, which makes it easier to sleep. Zzz...

Which is what I will do now. Good night.

Friday 18 May 2012

18/5/12
Parent-Teacher Meeting. One of the few things they don't complicate in this school. Went quite well, and I finished the Troubled Man. Now, I have nothing to do. Nothing, d'you hear me? Nothing!
Not to mention the fact that I never knew Mdm. A thinks I'm cute. WTF.
Am hungry. I shall go drink coffee. Is it normal to wish that you had someone to talk to? Because lately I think I've been thinking too much. That's one of my problems. Then and again, nobody ever really listens to me.
I heard Diablo 3 came out. As far as I'm concerned, its got 4 wheels, an engine, is hard to drive and came after the Countach. What? I'm too young for both of these! T.T
Nyahahahahahahaha... Ok, I think that was a bit too random. I shall go to sleep.
Wonder what my friends are doing?

Thursday 17 May 2012

17/5/12
Life sucks. Just kidding.
Sometimes I feel like I'm part of a dying breed of males called "Sirs"
So anyway I have no school today. Yippee.
Uhhhh... Still bored.
Reading the Troubled Man right now. Still can't find Before the Frost.
I'm thinking of writing a book.
Just posted one of those 1 like=1 confession things on Facebook. You know what? Screw that. I don't feel bothered at all to type idiotic statements that are actually true, because people will then know that I'm an idiot.
What? It doesn't make sense to you?
I like Curiosity. I think it's a nice song.
Got a problem with that?

Wednesday 16 May 2012

16/5/12
Learning Journey went quite well. I liked the Bird statue. It's so fat.
Like his Royal Highness, Kaoru Shigeno
 And also, my eyes are hurting.

Tuesday 15 May 2012

15/4/12
Drama went quite well. Quite a lot of people used memes. In our group's play, I pretended to bet all my money on United. LOL. There was some cross dressing, but not to a large extent.
And those that were women turned out to be men in the end.
Have a Learning Journey tomorrow. See! That's what I meant! When everyone else sane says "Lets go for an excursion", the guys in charge at our school say "That's too mainstream, let's just call it a Learning Journey instead!"
What the Hell, indeed.
I never knew Mike sucked at selling cabbages.

Monday 14 May 2012

14/5/12
Had a drama workshop today. Needed to write a script that lasted for 5 minutes. At the rate I'm going, mine is going to end in like, say, 5 million years. Yes, it's that long. I hope it ends well (although I don't think it will).
Might be good practice for the International Play-writing Competition though.
So anyway, Manchester City won the Premier League. Or whatever it's called. I can't be bothered to get it right. Maybe I'll try harder when Liverpool wins. Congratulations anyway. After 44 years of everyone else winning, it's their turn again.

I can't say much about this, because I'm not a football fan. I prefer motorsports. And Pastor Maldonado won the Spanish GP. After Hamilton was booted somewhere in the back for having less than a litre of fuel in his car at the end of qualifying. Really, these rules are weird.
No, Pastor Maldonado is not a church guy.

Sunday 13 May 2012

13/5/12
Typing this in my bedroom, because my younger brother is currently studying for exams. The days are getting very boring. In fact, I must have said that several times already. I'm thinking of looking at my Facebook, and typing down here whatever I think.

1. CableBox- Just a box to hide your cables in. And guess what? It costs $50
2. Module evaluation survey- In NUSH, you don't take subjects. They're renamed "modules". Probably just to increase the distance between us and the schools that are full of normal people. What do I like best about the module? When the teacher is absent, that's what.
Looking at  my Facebook page isn't helping either.
Who the hell crashes a damn Ferrari? Why can't they do it in an illegally modified Subaru? It's cheaper, and I won't be so pissed.
Brother is buying a lot of Club Penguin Cardjitsu cards. He should go get a membership instead, but I don't think 7-11 sells that yet. Then I can buy all the puffles available.
I always did wonder, just how do ships hit each other. There was a collision between an Argentinian and Paraguayan ship on some river in South America. It's the second longest. Which leads me to wonder just how wide the river is. I mean, it must be rather narrow for two ships to hit each other.

And before I forget, Happy Mother's Day to you all. Thanks for bringing us up in this wonderful place that we live in.

Tuesday 8 May 2012

8/5/12
Lately some people have been posting on Facebook to like their statuses and then they'll give their current impression of you. Since I'm bored (and a nice guy) I thought I'd do all of my friends. Well, at least, those I haven't done before. So where shall we start...

1. Herman: You have a good knowledge on some game related stuff. A nice friend, good to have around.

2. Jing Hong. A nice friend. God to have around too. Although he can be fairly annoying at times. Not that I've had firsthand experience.

3. Julie. Korean. High pitched at times.
In  the words of Michael Ong, you smell funny after PE.
4. Michael: Nice. Likes to be in the middle of things. Likes talking. Is one of the guys who knows quite a lot about Blizzard games.

5.  Cheng Yuan: We have drifted apart, I guess. Nice guy, used to be bald.
If he ever reads this, I'm dead.
6. Sneha: Did I get that right? Whatever. Pei Hui's best friend. At least, judging from her Facebook activity. What? It's not my problem my Facebook page gets stuffed with stuff!

7. Simon: Small guy. Is nice. People would probably be justified in calling him cute. And then patting his head afterwards. No, I don't do that. Although it is quite tempting.

8. CW: No, your habit of calling people cute is not something I like. Especially when they are not cute at all. However, your leadership skills are well honed.

9. Winsen: Seems to be able to get you hooked on anything. I hope that doesn't apply to drugs. But he could probably make you addicted to Halo.

10. Ernest: People might be justified in calling you cute. Although it still depends on how you want them to look at you. You make a good mentor representative.

11. Hanif: A very nice guy. Good to talk to.
And will you please stop teasing me?! I've told you several times already, Yue Xin is not my fucking girlfriend!!!
12. Richard: A nice guy who knows a lot about cars. A bit like the smaller version of Kaoru, just... cuter. What? I am justified!

Monday 7 May 2012

7/5/12
Holiday today. Won't have to go to school for the next few days. The teachers are too busy marking what we wrote down on several dozen sheets of paper last week.
I really ought to pay attention to what goes about around me. I know I listen to the BBC and all that, but I've totally forgotten what a neoprint machine is. I expect you don't either. Ah well there is this revolutionary new thing called Google. And I never knew Keene had a girlfriend either. I don't really stare at my Facebook for hours on end. (But some of my friends probably do.)

Saturday 5 May 2012

5/5/12
Went to the Science Centre today. Saw 2 films. One was about Arabia and the other was about caving. I rather liked them.
God. I'm going through those Kurt Wallander novels fast. At this rate I won't have anything to read to read by next week.

Friday 4 May 2012

God. My posts are now looking like the stuff I normally post on Facebook.
When I was younger, I read a lot of books. Including those that were written only with girls as the target audience. Looking back, that must have contributed to my imagination. To tell you the truth, I don't know why I'm typing this for you to see. I also was a bit interested in dinosaurs. I guess most boys do, at some point in their lives.

Apparently someone has been seeing my posts. I don't know who he is, but I will find out. I like Kurt Wallander. He's a bit like your stereotypical policeman. Get's disgraced, walks away for a while, solves huge crime, gets back, rinse and repeat.
I just added that Google translate thingymajig. It's probably going to cause confusion. Has anybody ever tried doing their Chinese homework via Google translate? It never works out. Although it does come in handy when swearing in Swedish.
4/5/12
Hey look! Its Friday! And what have I been doing? Boring myself out of my f***ing mind. I hate exams.
In fact, the only thing I'm doing right now is playing Minecraft and reading a book. I've finished 4 Henning Mankell novels already. 1 for every day.
I did mention I have mild OCD. Didn't I? Never mind. I hope you won't be surprised. In fact I didn't know it was OCD until I realised it was OCD. Duh. What it is is that I worry too much at times. Like after exams. But not now. I guess it boils down to how you feel you did.

Wednesday 2 May 2012

2/5/12
Exams are over. For now, at least. And now I have nothing better to do other than read books and play Minecraft. Sigh.