21/5/12
Apparently Jackie Chan is making his last movie. It's called Zodiac. Which got me thinking. Of all the Zodiac animals, which 3 would be the best?
1. The dragon
2. The tiger
3. The... uh... hold on, mouse ox rabbit snake horse sheep monkey chicken dog pig... bother.
Apparently they only included the tiger and the dragon. Which is bad because the tiger is possibly extinct in China, and the dragon never existed in the first place. No, Komodo dragons don't count. They can't breathe fire. And they don't make enough crunchy noises when eating.

The tiger. Well, it could be considered "sexy", in a way that I don't get. I mean, what's so sexy about looking at a tiger? The fact that you're looking at it means that you are going to get eaten, or you are at the zoo. Although they do like swimming, eating fish (and whatever else they see) and long walks on the beach. And they roar rather nicely. And they're the only animals to be orange and black. Like a Lamborghini.

The dragon. It doesn't quite exist, but makes nice bone crunching noises when eating, flies, breathes fire, is extremely loud, and instead of walking, sleeps. Oh well, you can ride a dragon, though. And the ride quality is good.

That's all.