30/3/13

Happy late Good Friday! Actually it isn't Good Friday anymore, but whatever. Celebrate your Easter with eggs and bunnies and whatnot. Don't get fat.
One of these days I might just walk into the toilet and then out of the classroom. Because it's fun to do that. Or I could walk on the ceiling and skip all the queues.
Have I ever told you about the time I went on a roller coaster and yelled at everyone on it to shut up?  But they didn't, because they were all screaming and couldn't hear what I said.

THE ASIAN KOEL SEXING FURAMA FIGHTING TAXI EXPLODINATING MOON DISAPPEARING PICORN STORY

So here's the story so far...
Sean yelled f*** so loudly that everyone decided that they had a bajillion f***s to give. Meanwhile Yi Jun took the opportunity to remove his tie, causing the moon to explode (but that is beside the point), and he left.
Left with not much choice, and with her/his highness p***ed off, Sean, Javier and Wui Seng decided that one jacket wasn't much of a match against the weapon that Yi Jun had (that we haven't unveiled, but it's coming soon, so chillax and get yourself some popcorn, but don't because you'll be laughing so hard it'll be all over the screen) so Sean decided, while everyone was too busy giving f***s and jumping off cliffs, to visit Aphrodite the Greek goddess of Love or something, and yank out some of her hair. Because he was Sean, he got away with it. It was later sewed into what would become Javier's Jacket. Javier's Jacket would make the wearer of it attractive towards men/women (depends on the gender of the wearer).

Wait pause lets look at this first:

NOW HERE'S YI JUN'S EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS WEAPON... NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS TIE... NO SOMETHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN THAT.... YES SOMETHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A TIE THAT JUST EXPLODED THE MOON... NO IT ISN'T A CANNON PENIS (although you probably wished it was)... NO IT ISN'T 1 OF THE EXPLODINATING TIE CONNECTED TO A THOUSAND MORE EXPLODINATING TIES... YES YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS DON'T YOU?
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EPIC DRUMROLL
HOLD YOUR BREATH
GET READY FOR IT
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BIRD CALLING (TSHHH! Or random cymbally sound)

Yeah, that was so anticlimactic (I know right?)

By now you would have been like WTF and possibly even closed your browser (or given up on this story altogether, but please don't do that, or I will find you and kill you), but calm your tits (if you have them. If not, then just calm down). Yi Jun's main superpower (the one that her/his highness had been so afraid of, the one that the trio working for June so tirelessly attempted to pursue) was his bird calling skills. Oh and his specialty is the Asian Koel (Google it, don't be so lazy). In fact he has two Asian Koels as his wives (yes two wives, got a problem with that?)
If you do, please make a complaint with this author at 999.
By some not very coincidental coincidence, Javier was wearing Javier's Jacket and walking into Furama hotel with an Asian Koel, specifically Yi Jun's left wife (the one that stands on his left shoulder). And he was also eating solid Milo. Yi Jun was rather annoyed, so he took out his distintegrating tie, pointed it at Javier's solid Milo and untied it. Javier's solid Milo suddenly turned into gaseous Milo, because the distintegrating tie broke the covalent bonds that were holding the Milo molecules together. (for dumber people read the previous phrase as: The Milo sublimated like dry ice). But Javier wasn't worried, because he suddenly pulled out a bag of pipcorn and ate it. (Because popcorn is overrated. Eat pipcorn, guys.) And then Javier attracted so many Koels that Yi Jun couldn't find his wives and in the resulting confusion Javier managed to escape.

And so Yi Jun finally managed to find his wives, but by that time Javier was already a great distance away. But then Yi Jun suddenly wore another tie and summoned a taxi with a really badass driver and chased Javier. Javier, realising that Yi Jun was gaining on him, flagged down a taxi, jumped into it, and realised that the driver was an old lady. And suddenly Wui Seng teleported himself and Sean into the taxi also.

AND SO BEGINS PART 1.

And by now, you probably would be like, WTF, I never saw that coming!

And for the really smart people who are reading this, you would have realised that that is not how part 1 starts. And for you guys, you get part 5 instead.

28/3/13

So my friend Javier asked me to make this. He is stupid and dumb and retarded.

And everyone is doing their project work.
I'm bored.
And there is a public holiday tomorrow which means I can go to the Botanic Gardens again and do the biology project again, because my retarded friend forgot to read the questions properly. Isn't he a genius?

27/3/13

So nothing really interesting happened today, besides the fact that they asked the entire level to take a big group photo on the track, and a teacher asked me if I was feeling hot because I was wearing my jacket. I said I wasn't feeling hot. He probably thinks I'm crazy. Anyway they also gave out some merit forms (damn I almost typed demerit) to people who have helped our absent classmate.

And the year 1s were doing their parachute Da Vinci thingymajig. Whee.
THEY'RE SO CUTE XD
So our fellow classmate should be back in school by tomorrow. At least that's what I think the teacher said. Although she probably won't be. 
Uncyclopedia is awesome when it comes to making people laugh. And I realise that when it comes to addressing people, I usually only address my level mates by name. And some juniors and seniors. Most of the time I just say hello to them.

Note to self: When writing scripts, please do not leave self out. 

25/3/13

So a tiny bit of the skin to the right of my right eye started twitching in school. It was rather annoying. I eventually came up with a retarded conclusion that every time t twitched something in the world blew up. E learning day is tomorrow, which gives me a bit more time to do my homework.
I lent my friend my thumbdrive so that he can do the chinese project. That may or may not have been a good idea. Maybe I should just backup some of my stuff to Google Dive. Unfortunately I can't do that right now because my stuff is on a thumbdrive that happens to be with my friend, and I'm only getting it back on Wednesday. Oh well.
And there was no assembly today. Whee.

23/3/13

So the school holidays are almost over. I actually don't mind going back to school.
I finished my homework. Whee. Don't need to worry so much.
Damn Minecraft is a fun game especially when you can make all sorts of stuff.

21/3/13

You know, I sometimes feel like bringing a Nerf gun to school, and shoot people with it, all the while yelling "Have a nice day, MUTHAF***AS!". No, I am not crazy. I just think letting my Nerf guns sit in the bottom of a drawer is not nice for them.
Tell you what, maybe we could all bring our Nerf guns to school one day and have a party.
So anyway we're still working on part 4, and there are 3 more days until school starts again. On a side note, I may be going up on stage next week because of being in the team that got 1st runner up blah blah blah you know the rest.

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19/3/13

So I went to Universal Studios today. Went and took the rides and roller coasters. Which are now screwing with my sense of balance, because either the room is spinning, or my head is. Battlestar Galactica was nice. I took it 5 times. Also went to the other rides. Bought a really huge glass of Coke. Read a book on the MRT. Brought my jacket along too. For no apparent reason, because once I put it on I started overheating.
Damn, I think I need to go to bed. I think my head's the one doing all the spinning.
Afterwards we went to Vivocity for dinner and then went to Marks and Spencer to buy some stuff. In the end we bought quite a bit of biscuits and potato chips and other stuff that's British. Yeah.

So recently I borrowed some Jack Reacher novels. They're quite good. Especially when he starts fighting.

18/3/13

So now I'm like, reading a book about Jack Reacher (not the Tom Cruise one). And Javier is doing the biology project after I sent him all the pictures. I actually took more pictures of ducks than plants (I think). Then I went and had lunch.

THE NUCLEAR MISSILE SEAN'S ROBOT TIE COMMENTARY CANNON PENIS STORY!

Please read this before continuing. It'll help. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any grievous bodily harm resulting from carrying out extensive modifications to your penis in the hopes of turning it into a weapon. If anything happens, please don't come to us crying.
Also, please note that if you do succeed in turning you penis into a weapon of mass destruction, that there are no condoms built to withstand laser blasts and that you have now turned sex into a very dangerous game. Thank you.
Wui Seng woke up and realised he'd been dozing on a chair in the middle of the school field. What worried him was that he was strapped to the chair which was strapped to a nuclear missile. And that her/his Royal Highness and Queen/King of North Korea June was standing over him.

"Uhh... This isn't some kind of BDSM thingy, is it?" Wui Seng asked nervously. "NO IT'S NOT YOU IDIOT I NEED YOU TO TELEPORT THIS NUCLEAR MISSILE TO THE TAJ MAHAL AND BLOW IT UP!" "Then why don't you just shoot it at-" "ARE YOU STUPID THE REASON WHY I HAVEN'T SHOT IT IS BECAUSE NORTH KOREA DOESN'T HAVE ANY SPARE ROCKET FUEL LEFT! I NEED YOU TO TELEPORT IT-" "Ok ok I get it!"

And with that, Wui Seng zipped up his jacket (while strapped to a chair that was strapped to a nuclear missile, no less) and teleported the whole set up to the Taj Mahal.

Which would be alright, if it wasn't for the fact that in between the events of part 2 and just now Yi Jun had outfitted super huge rocket engines to the Taj Mahal and lifted it into space. And he'd also amassed a really huge collection of ties. So Wui Seng teleported the missile to the space left by the Taj Mahal, confusing him greatly.

So where was Yi Jun? Well, he'd managed to land on the school field, surprise June and take her by surprise. So June called for Sean and Javier's help. Sean and Javier turned up suddenly and set about fighting Yi Jun. So Sean suddenly jumped into a robot of his and started fighting with Yi Jun (who had equipped himself with a tie that had many ties attached to it, each with their own different abilities), while Javier just ate a sandwich with June and started a live commentary.

June: Hello and welcome to the school field motherf*****s, where Yi Jun and Sean are fighting! I hope Sean wins and beats the s*** out of Yi Jun with his retarded ties and all that!

Javier: I know right!

June: And Sean throws a right hook that Yi Jun dodges! That a**hole!

Javier: Yi Jun fires a laser that Sean dodges!

June: But wait! What's that between Sean's robot's legs? It looks like a-

Javier: Oh my god! Is that a...

June and Javier together: CANNON PENIS?!

Sean fired the cannon penis. What happened next is a little bit complicated, but I'll try to explain.

Wui Seng, extremely confused and disappointed, had teleported himself and the nuclear missile back to the school field to report his failure to June, at the same time putting the nuclear missile in the path of the cannon penis laser beam.

Everything exploded, but then Yi Jun was smart enough to put back his explodinating tie, and unexplode everything, which meant the nuclear missile unexploded and the laser beam flew back towards Sean's robot's cannon penis, but since Sean's robot wasn't affected by the tie's effects, it blew up the cannon penis. Which made Sean really angry.

Sean yelled FUCK! so loudly everyone in the world suddenly realised they had several bajillion f***s to give, leading to a crash in the stock market for f***s, and in the days afterwards everyone was so busy giving away their f***s that they didn't notice where they were going, and as a result, many people fell off cliffs and died.

THE END. Stay tuned for part 4! Note that we still haven't found John Confession. But we will.

16/3/13

As wui seng mentioned we wud be reducing the number of posts here during the very extremely boring no-school-days...
BUT ANYWAYS HERE IS A HIGHLIGHT OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN CROSS COUNTRY.

SO HERE WE BEGIN:


1. there was not 1 but two schools at cross country...

2. Wui seng wasn't there, he was astronomying and got 2nd place or if u wish 1st runner up

3. Jovan came to Macritche just to suan us but he came in full uniform (he was also astronomying)

4. the college councilor (the guy one) is actually a master at playing plant vs zombie, I was a student helper and he was discussing about plant vs zombie with the yr 4s

5. the route for cross country is sadly dry so first aiders cannot watch with sadistical excitement as the people fall
6. there was this really pissed woman that was running against the flow of the students in the same route as us and she was screaming really loudly: "KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT, KEEP TO THE LEFT" you get the idea.  and she was shoving some of the B divs to the left so yea...

7.some year 3 boys found a secret pathway for them to escape from the 4.2 route to the other shorter one and many of them were caught

And the results:
4th faraday
3rd Fibo

2nd nobel

1st fleming


and then we including but not limited to Javier YiJun Sean and ChongWen went to the Botanical Gardens via junction 8 via circle line 
and chong wen kept ranting about how the circle line is a mutually exclusive word, or oxymoron and then on the train a psychic advertistment asked are you getting off at the next stop right when we were about to alight. (and we knew it was a message from the gods)
Then through some effort we arrived at the Botanical gardens and the sun could probably fry eggs but that's beside the point.
We saw a man feeding ducks and black swan and when he left,  we spent a really long time taking pics of them .... we might have something to do with those pics one day so do stay tuned 
and then we continued walking 
and guess what
WE ARRIVED AT THE SAME SPOT WHERE WE STARTED OUT AND WHEN WE WALKED DOWN THE SAME PATH TO WHERE THE DUCKS AND SWAN WAS, THE SAME MAN WAS FEEDING DUCKS AT THE SAME SPOT EVEN THOUGH HE LEFT PREVIOUSLY (SO WE SUSPECTED TIME TRAVEL WAS AT WORK AND WE BLAMED WUISENG)

then we managed to take pics of flowers and we left <-- yea this is the main purpose of us coming here but yet we spent the least time doing it


then we found a vending machine and spent god knows how much of money to buy drinks

and then i left and i don't know what the rest of them did although yijun went to furama hotel and did whatever you can do in a hotel. He added that he spent the night with an asian koel which apparently is the one "Tt throws the egg Of another bird And let the other bird raise its chick"


AND U SHD NOTE THAT JUNE THAT DUMB DRUNK WOMAN TOOK A KITCHEN SCISSORS OR SOMETHING AND CHOPPED OFF HER HAIR (I KNOW I KNOW U WISHED IT WAS HER HEAD, ME TOO)

THE END

K THX BYE

16/3/13

Since this is getting really boring as it is the March holidays/study week/not a holiday at all please note that I might not be posting on some days. Thank you and have a very nice week.

They new pope seems like a nice guy.Even gave us the reason why he's decided to call himself Fracis and why he wants the Church to be poor.

A very short post

Alright people. I need to get something off my chest. Quite a few somethings actually. So let's begin.

ALRIGHT I'M JUST GOING TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR THE SAKE OF IT I THINK CROSS COUNTRY IS RETARDED AND THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO SPEND A FRIDAY LIKE DOING YOUR BEST IN A COMPETITION I KNOW GETTING 2ND WAS GOOD BUT I HONESTLY THINK WE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER BECAUSE CROSS COUNTRY TOOK AWAY ALL THE SENIORS WHO WERE GOOD AT ASTRONOMY. AND THEN EVERYBODY IS SAYING STUFF LIKE THE FACT THAT FARADAY GOT LAST BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE ALL IDIOTS AND ONE OF THEM JUST STUPIDLY CUT HER HAIR FOR NO APPARENT REASON I THINK I SHOULD NEVER BRING MY JACKET TO SCHOOL ANYMORE BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS IT. SO THAT'S THE FIRST SENTENCE BUT I'M NOT DONE YET BECAUSE I SAID I'M NOT DONE YET EVERYONE IS POSTING PICTURES OF CROSS COUNTRY ON FACEBOOK AND I HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO READ BECAUSE I FORGOT TO GET A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY AND NOONE HAS A BLOG I CAN READ AND YOUR FACE IS RETARDED AND UGLY AND FAT AND STUPID AND DUMB.

15/3/13

1st runner up. Not too shabby I suppose. At east we beat RI (otherwise known as Bishan Secondary School).
So apparently cross country was like all the other cross countries. Boring, and everyone went to MacDonalds afterwards.
If you ask me next year they should scrap cross country and have a scavenger hunt in the school. Because we've never had one. And during NYP Glen was making discriminant remarks. And stuff. And on the way back we were singing "Glad you came" by the Wanted. I think everyone thought we were crazy. So when we went to the Bishan subway there was this drinks machine with a broken nozzle, and it sprayed Coke everywhere. At least nothing was badly affected.

Here's to the crazy ones

Here's to the crazy ones,
The misfits,
The rebels,
The troublemakers,
The round pegs in the square holes,
The ones who see things differently.
They are not fond of rules,
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them,
Disagree with them,
Glorify or vilify them.
But the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things,
They push the human race forward.
While some may see them as the crazy ones,
We see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world,
Are the ones who do
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......K THX BYE

14/3/13

So we had this very short class party today and we had pizza and pepsi. Chong Wen kind of messed with the pepsi and when I tried to open it some of it spurted out.

Anyway we also made a very nice thingymabob for our classmate who is sick at the moment. And Sean was like playing Crysis during break and stuff was happening. And Yi Jun just threw Javier's jacket at me. And cross country is tomorrow but I'm not going because I have a competition but I think you all know that. (No I don't)

And they say they think the thingy they found is a Higg's boson and they just elected a new Pope so hooray for the world and all of it's mysteries!

14/3/13

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Hello
Now  let's get this straight
This ppl are sexy: Putin, Kim Jung Un and Assad

Credits: Yi Jun the almighty and awesome photographer

Hello this is potato

I shall kimchi you

I think I am drunk

K thx Bye

Correction of the correction

It is also important to note that when Wui Seng mentioned that there is no blue moon, we are not denouncing the existence of the smurfs or any of such mystical creatures.

Nor does Sean's anger have any relation to the Hulk even though they are unmistakably similar.

It is also good to know that it is acceptable to grab the head of a jacket and use its sleeves to beat the shit out of its owner because all jackets secretly hate their owners. Which is why u don't get jackets that zip up all the way because they can suffocate you

It is also important to realize that all the characters of the mini series are real life people with similar characteristics and it is worth noting that Javier also has a pet jacket that has been left out of the story

K THX BYE

Correction

Please note that not only has Yi Jun blown up a whole lot of stuff, he's also blown up the Moon. As such, Sean will be perpetually angry as he only calms down once in a blue moon, and since there is no moon to turn blue Sean will never calm down.
So you think Wui Seng's jacket is nice? Want to own it? Well, sorry, but no. Go get one yourself. Then Wui Seng will walk by and his jacket will sneer at your jacket, leaving your jacket with self esteem issues.

That's right. Wui Seng has a pet jacket. In your face. Pet jackets are very demanding creatures, requiring many years to tame. However, they make especially good companions, often responding to (and tearing apart) and threat to their owners. If you wear them and they don't like you, they'll eat you. With their titanium-platinum-iron-carbon-cobalt-nickel alloy teeth. In fact, you don't even need to be wearing them to be eaten. They can crawl with their arms. And parachute onto your head. And parkour across big gaps. And swim. And drive cars. You can't hide from a jacket. Ever.

So you may be wondering "But Glen wears Wui Seng's jacket, and he's not dead yet!" That's because Wui Seng is a nice guy with a very obedient jacket, and he's ordered it not to eat people. So don't make them angry. Because if you do, may God have mercy on your soul.

13/3/13

Wuiseng looks scary today... he looks stressed and depressed and stuff
Sean is ranting about how he bought macdonald breakfast when he wanted lunch and the moment after he bought it, the lunch menu magically appeared.
Justin is staring at this mac while i am typing on it.
Yi Jun is also staring atme type this line and saying wachao
"Javier use ur skills on -insert a teacher- tell her to stop being -insert creative expression here-"
Chong wen was like send me the a
and i am like no
too bad
the class just went crazy
and i dont even know why
" Iknow Right" says someone
"do u use a nosesparay" says another
"Where's ms bay, i dont understand that"
oh and i hate mrs chui
she is scary
"Mrs Chui is amazing" says mavis
mavis thought she was pregnant
"Bianca lend me ur table"
"Hello Javier" says kaoru
"oh my god keene I love u" says sim
"I banged the computer" says sean
Hi kaoru
"Javier kill u" says Jovan
yi jun is taking pics randomly
"he is like a mushroom" says wui seng
"sean whatcha doin doing
"mr selva is there"

"dude wui seng stop undergoing labour"

"I shall make 101 faces of Javier Thng"
""

" SHut Up chong wen"

whoever is john confession, we will find u and hunt u down and kill u

and when we kill you, we will start part 3

K THX BYE

13/3/13

I think I sort of fell asleep during biology lesson. And now everyone is talking about how they love Ms. Bay. (That's our impromptu english teacher) and now Javier is like, "Stop narrating your life!" and Yi Jun is taking random photos of everyone and Simrita is trying to beat up Javier and Chong Wen is doing some twisty puzzle stuff.
And Simrita just said Javier is hers. I think so. Nevermind. And now Yi Jun is planning to sell photos to Aaron's girlfriend.
 No Yi Jun stop taking photos of me and my blog and stuff. And Sean just ranted and stuff. And Mavis likes Mrs. Chui and stuff and she thinks Mrs. Chui is pregnant. Javier hates Mrs. Chui. And Aaron is pretending to be the British army. Our class is crazy. (Heck, I'm crazy.) And Keene just dropped by and Simrita misses him and Sean just dropped a table on his computer and everyone is injuring themselves somehow. Jovan just walked into the fire extinguisher. Ow.

 TARDIS BLUE IS AWESOME!

12/3/13

We had a physcis test today. It was alright. School holidays are coming, and we should probably start doing that chinese project. We really should. Not to mention the IH and english and biology and chemistry projects. Whee. this is going to be such a great holiday. Not to mention the NYP competition that we're going to win inexplicably.

And then after that we get to eat cake while everyone else is recovering from cross country. In your face.
AHAHAHAHA I don't know if I should put this in but there's this super cute year 1 and I think he likes me XD ERMAGHERD I think we're both gay WTF HAHAHAHAHA I'm too high right now and he keeps asking me for stuff on Facebook and I keep saying no XD.

11/3/13

We had someone come over to our school and show us how to do sand art. And there were sandboxes all over the place and after assembly there was black sand everywhere.

So we've decided to make a trailer for Titanic 4D. Because getting doused in really cold water is something most people will pay money to go through. And there is a physics test tomorrow and we found a new addition to our class's amoury. It's a bright orange cone. I'm not quite sure how we're going to kill people with it, but we could turn it into a loudspeaker.
I really like my jacket.
CELINE YOU STUPID WOMAN STOP POKING ME YOU IDIOT! 

10/3/13

So I handed up the biology project.
I also dreamt about failing it and having to redo it. OH GOD WHY.
It seems like everyone is getting scammed on Facebook. It's either Facebook black or red or white or polka dotted with pink stripes and candy canes or something to do with who views your profile. At least you don't get that sort of stuff on Google+ (AHAHAHAHAHAHA Why am I even laughing I think G+ is quite nice actually)
I mean, there's the Doctor Who community which is full of really nice people XD
So I get to skip cross country due to an astronomy competition.
SUCK THAT BEYOTCHES!
I know most of you will probably be wringing my imaginary neck by now. TEE HEE have a nice cross country! And then after that have real fun as I sit in an auditorium at NYP and beat RI and HCI and what other school is competing at that competition (or at least prevent the other schools from winning). While you guys go home and shower and bathe and whatnot (I bet some of you don't even bother to bathe after cross country). And then after 6 p.m. you can expect to see a blog post saying something along the lines of "WE WON XD".
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I'm really delusional, aren't I?

THE HEN-TIE OF HOT CHICKS AND MOTHERSHIPS AND WUI SENG'S JACKET OF TELEPORTATIONESS

The story so far...
After the previous encounter with Yi Jun, in the midst of everything exploding, Yi Jun summoned a helicopter to bring him back to the Taj Mahal. But Wui Seng Sean and Javier realised that he had gone. Suddenly his/her Royal Highness June of North Korea called and sheepishly said that Wui Seng could teleport. Wui Seng screamed "WHAT THE F***-" zipped up his jacket in a rush of anger and suddenly he teleported all of them to the Taj Mahal.

Well, not really.

You see, Wui Seng was still relatively new at teleporting, and had teleported them 100 miles from their intended destination. So Sean ended up walking with his hands all the way to the Taj Mahal (for no apparent reason). And so they finally caught up with Yi Jun at his office and found what they were looking for.

The super weapon. Which happened to be Yi Jun himself. *insert dramatic music* Who could have guessed?

Unfortunately, we will not reveal the secret weapon. How anti-climatic right? Doesn't matter... (do stay tuned though).

Additionally, Yi Jun had managed to acquire a new tie called the hen-tie. It could spawn and despawn hot chicks (baby chickens. What were you thinking? Pervert  Which could explode in a thermite reaction after flying to higher ground.

Yi Jun using his secret weapon summoned the chickens to carry a nuclear bomb he was planning to detonate.So Sean Javier and Wui Seng followed, but Wui Seng teleported them into an alien mothership orbiting the Earth, which just coincidentally happened to have June on it.

In the midst of Wui Seng's screaming, Sean's swearing and Javier sitting-about-and-doing-absolutely-nothing-but-look-handsome, June in her drunkeness decided to fire a massive laser at Yi Jun, and ended up exploding the Taj Mahal and somehow destroying the hen-tie in the process as well (Don't ask us how, we're the authors, and what we say goes).

However, Yi Jun still had the explodinating tie, so he put it back on and the Taj Mahal unexploded and the laser beam flew back towards the mothership. Which would have been alright were it not for the fact that the mother ship wasn't going back in time to unshoot that laser since the mothership was non human built but alien created.

The laser exploded the mothership instead, but Wui Seng managed to teleport them back into the atmosphere, and they free fell back towards the Taj Mahal. They could have died due to gravity pulling then to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2 and hitting the ground at terminal velocity but fortunately, Sean used his hyperstrength to push air toward the ground. (Yes he moved air, you have an issue with that, huh?) the column of air cushioned their fall. And they dramatically slowed down at the last second and survived. There was however one of June's cleaners that disintegrated into a baby whale and then a bowl of peanuts before bursting into flames (don't even bother asking me how we came up with a cleaner). June, Javier, Wui Seng, Sean and the remaining of June's cleaner then marched on, into the Taj Mahal...But Yi Jun was not there! (DUN DUN DUN!)

TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN!

7/3/13

Hello
Nice to meet you
Wait who are you
Oh yea yea it's you *smiles and shakes hand even though in reality you have no idea who is that person*

Anyway today was kind of interesting. We discussed about the story's (the one you read yesterday) second part... Sneak preview: Hen- Tie and teleportation
We had Bio quiz and IH quiz/test
Bio was easy enough (i think) and IH was fine
Our missing friend appeared on whatsapp suddenly and we hurried to greet her, but her response makes her look a little stressed out by those well wishes... idk
There's a lot more, but that's all i can think of, so K THX BYE

THE TIE EXPLODINATING SEXY FLATCHESTED JUNE TAXI MISSILE STORY

The flatchested queen/king of North Korea June gives Sean Javier and Wui Seng a mission. She has seduced Yi Jun and made him give away the location of his office. It is the Taj Mahal at Bukit Batok. So Wui Seng Sean and Javier pose as customers to buy some crap from Yi Jun. But Yi Jun discovers their intentions, and tells them that they cannot come into his office. So Yi Jun jumped into a taxi and drove away to his office. He pays the driver double the fee to drive faster. Seeing Yi Jun escaping, Javier and Sean and Wui Seng jumped into another taxi behind it and said "Follow the taxi in front!", but the driver of their taxi is too s***, so Javier throws him out of the taxi and takes over. But then Yi Jun's driver is a badass African American and evades their taxi. Then Yi Jun went onto the roof of the taxi, took out some circle foam shurikens, and started throwing them at his pursuers. Sean then takes out a sniper rifle and starts no-scoping Yi Jun, but Yi Jun hides beneath a seat. Sean then goes on top of his taxi, pulls out a missile launcher and fires at Yi Jun. But while Sean is aiming Yi Jun throws more styrofoam circle shurikens and Sean gets a shuriken to the knee. But Sean manages to shoot 22 missiles at Yi Jun's taxi. Then Yi Jun's taxi blows up but Yi Jun jumps off. Seeing that their taxi is going to collide with the burning taxi, Wui Seng screams (as only a Wui Seng can) "GET THE F*** OFF THIS TAXI!" so they all jump off the taxi and then Yi Jun pulls off his tie and then everything blows up. Seeing that her agents have failed, June sends a nuclear missile to kill Yi Jun, but Yi Jun puts his tie back on and pulls it off again and the nuke explodes prematurely.

TO BE CONTINUED!

5/3/13

So today when the chemistry teacher gave us a short break we all went out of the class to eat some snacks. I took out a packet of chewing gum and everyone wanted it, I still have another packet left but it probably won't last the whole of tomorrow. When I was offering chewing gum to everyone I felt a bit like an illegal drugs seller XD like, "Hey kids! Want some drugs?" XD

So my friend suggested I do this, which is basically a list of all the teachers that teach us.

Mr. Toh Chen Yeong: Our mentor. Also our chinese teacher. Mavis likes him. Then and again, she likes every teacher. Is a funny person. Can be rather strict if he wants to.

Mr. Ku: The awesomest math teacher ever! Enough said.

Mrs. Tsoi: Chemistry teacher. Mavis dislikes her. I don't know why. Her lessons are ok, but I really wish we had more practicals. Screw the cancer risk.

Ms. Nguue: The extremely horrible PE teacher. Please don't tell her I said this. NOBODY LIKES HER LESSONS AND THE YEAR 1s DON'T LIKE HER EITHER AND I DON'T LIKE HER EITHER SHE CAN JUST STOP TEACHING PE.

Ms. (I think) Bay: Impromptu english teacher, because Mrs. Ves currently has to take care of her new baby. She started the "Javier is handsome" thing.

Ms. Lim: Physics teacher. Lessons are a bit boring. Short also. (I meant her, not the lessons)

And will the other guy who also writes this blog please help me I'm lazy and I can't be bothered to continue.

4/3/13

Chinese test today. Physics is getting boringish. And we were discussing the biology project and Sean suggested going to Yi Jun's house in a taxi. Discussion turned into some sort of Bond movie plot involving 2 taxis, explosions, rocket launchers and that kind of stuff. Yi Jun's office is the Taj Mahal, BTW.

Javier cut his hair and now he looks retarded. And I'm doing all of the work he told me to do. Like, math, english and stuff. And I need to start on the chinese project, and I know this is long overdue, so here it is.

Class description:
M13303, Block B, Level 4. In case you don't know where Block B is (or what it is), it's closest to the General Office.
You can't miss it. It's the one with all the pink footprints outside, the sign at the end that says "303" and the amount of llamas. Pink and fuzzy ones. You really ought to visit one day. We have cookies.

List of people in class:
In no apparent order,

Javier Thng: The most popular boy in class. Can do anything he wants. Everyone wants his jacket.  SMEXY and in SJAB. Works like a painkiller. Doesn't actually heal people. He also has a very nice jacket that's green and black, and he's also got 3 blond hairs.

Park Sang Jun (but you can call him Justin): Korean, likes going "WA CHOW!" at people. Came up with the pink fuzzy llama idea. In soccer.

Zhang Tian Qi: He's not supposed to be in this school anymore, having gone to China. We're not even sure if he's left the school. Likes to fool around with Javier. Read: sex toy.

Liu Shiqi: The chinese guy in our class that constantly speaks english. Is still getting used to Singapore. And his retarded classmates. Also likes to ask "What happened" and stuff like that.

Long Yi Jun: Is the mentor representative. Not sure what to say about him other than the fact that he's in Youth Flying Club. He likes talking with other people in the class.

Mavis Teo: The female mentor representative. Has made some interesting Facebook posts recently about being a turtle (or was it a tortoise? I don't really know). Hyperactiveish. And crazy. Very crazy. I-will-laugh-as-I-murder-your-family crazy.

Wu Weiye: In basketball. Big guy. Quite big. Funny at times. Also the chinese representative.

Aaron Ong: In Basketball. Oh well. Tall guy. Is supposed to have a crush on this other girl from another class. I don't have the details.

(insert long name here) Sai Simrita: Sort of hyper. Has a photo of Pinkie Pie which I find extremely depressing. Likes talking. Short.

Wong Chong Wen: Likes twisty puzzles. And folding paper airplanes and throwing them out of the school. Most of the time the planes don't make it. And the cleaner's are probably annoyed. Likes botany and chemistry. Throws gloves up the fume hood and other stuff.

Xu Jing Hong: His friends refer to him as a monkey. Likes playing DOTA 2. And other computer games like Starcraft 2. Gets into trouble with the teachers due to never quite submitting his homework on time, if at all. Very funny at times.

Jerald Goh: I'm not sure if he's got any idea what went on in class today. Or yesterday. Come to think of it, does he even know what happened last week? Small. And has a slightly "blur" look on his face. Usually just plays games on his Iphone.

Kim Dong Hyeok: Refer to Jerald they are almost identical in character. Although he's Korean and sleeps in class more.

Sean: (He will kill me for this) Has a crush on 80% of all girls and likes to swear and rant and be pissed about everything. He's in YFC and also has a very good computer that he can use to play games on.

Srinithi (long name somewhere): Chemistry representative. In SJAB. Probably like the other girls in the class. Read: crazy knife wielding maniac.
Melvin (insert long name here): Is in football. Likes talking around during math lesson. Also likes saying wa chow.

Koh Zhi Xin: Luck Wei likes her. But I think you all know that. In orchestra.

Bianca Udella Djongianto: Big. Hyperactive. Her year 1 sister is like a cute baby bunny while she's like a mother bunny. Don't tell her I wrote this. She might kill me.

Daniel Lim: Was once the second best Blackshot player in SEA. Wow. Likes Blackshot. In Badminton.

Ernest Pan: Smallish round guy. In Chess. I don't know much about him.

Me: I think we all know what we need to know. Doesn't seem to realise he missed out 2 of his classmates (although I added in those for him)

Note: If any of my friends get like, several dozen friend requests, don't tell them it was me, and don't tell them about this blog, and don't tell them how you got all this. Thanks.

4/3/13

Chinese test today, not that difficult thankfully
Have to finish RP then study Bio and get Wui Seng to do the math assignment that is due in 2 days time. And not to forget the dichotomous key...
Today isn't eventful even in the slightest sense so I would not bother you anymore K THX BYE

3/3/13

Bing Bar is trying to get installed on my computer by pretending to be an "important update". HA! YOU'LL NEVER GET INSTALLED ON MY COMPUTER YOU STUPID THING, NEVER! Someday I will find a way to uninstall your retarded cousin too!
Can you post on a more regular basis, that other guy who also posts on my blog but I can't reveal his name because he told me not to?
So everybody's doing their RP by asking other people for their RPs and then referencing them. I am dojng my RP right now, but it's really boring.

2/3/13

We are exchanging answers over email. This will help us strengthen the bonds between us. I have no idea why I'm typing this. Javier had better email me his article A presentation. I need it.

2/3/13

So my friend forgot to log out of his Facebook account on my computer. Wondering what I should do with it. Probably won't be so bad, won't wreak havoc with it since he's a nice person.

No astronomy overnight yesterday (it's past 12 midnight, BTW) so we had a theory session. The whole club got split into 3 sections, novice, intermediate and senior. I was in intermediate. Along with the year 3s and 3 year 1s. Pretty cool. Especially since there was no annoying Matthew running around yelling about tits and all that stuff and distracting everyone. Apparently astronomy club is too crowded, and they're thinking of kicking some people out. I don't really want anyone kicked out, because I don't know them that much. Although I'm quite sure a lot of people would like to see Matthew go.

1/3/13

This is a one line blog post, as far as your eye can see, but is it or is it not. 


lol no it isnt.... Once upon a time Wui Seng asked our dear missing classmate how she was and here is the reply
"It's Confusing"
THE END

K THX BYE