THE ASIAN KOEL SEXING FURAMA FIGHTING TAXI EXPLODINATING MOON DISAPPEARING PICORN STORY

So here's the story so far...
Sean yelled f*** so loudly that everyone decided that they had a bajillion f***s to give. Meanwhile Yi Jun took the opportunity to remove his tie, causing the moon to explode (but that is beside the point), and he left.
Left with not much choice, and with her/his highness p***ed off, Sean, Javier and Wui Seng decided that one jacket wasn't much of a match against the weapon that Yi Jun had (that we haven't unveiled, but it's coming soon, so chillax and get yourself some popcorn, but don't because you'll be laughing so hard it'll be all over the screen) so Sean decided, while everyone was too busy giving f***s and jumping off cliffs, to visit Aphrodite the Greek goddess of Love or something, and yank out some of her hair. Because he was Sean, he got away with it. It was later sewed into what would become Javier's Jacket. Javier's Jacket would make the wearer of it attractive towards men/women (depends on the gender of the wearer).

Wait pause lets look at this first:

NOW HERE'S YI JUN'S EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS WEAPON... NO I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS TIE... NO SOMETHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN THAT.... YES SOMETHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN A TIE THAT JUST EXPLODED THE MOON... NO IT ISN'T A CANNON PENIS (although you probably wished it was)... NO IT ISN'T 1 OF THE EXPLODINATING TIE CONNECTED TO A THOUSAND MORE EXPLODINATING TIES... YES YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS DON'T YOU?
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EPIC DRUMROLL
HOLD YOUR BREATH
GET READY FOR IT
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BIRD CALLING (TSHHH! Or random cymbally sound)

Yeah, that was so anticlimactic (I know right?)

By now you would have been like WTF and possibly even closed your browser (or given up on this story altogether, but please don't do that, or I will find you and kill you), but calm your tits (if you have them. If not, then just calm down). Yi Jun's main superpower (the one that her/his highness had been so afraid of, the one that the trio working for June so tirelessly attempted to pursue) was his bird calling skills. Oh and his specialty is the Asian Koel (Google it, don't be so lazy). In fact he has two Asian Koels as his wives (yes two wives, got a problem with that?)
If you do, please make a complaint with this author at 999.
By some not very coincidental coincidence, Javier was wearing Javier's Jacket and walking into Furama hotel with an Asian Koel, specifically Yi Jun's left wife (the one that stands on his left shoulder). And he was also eating solid Milo. Yi Jun was rather annoyed, so he took out his distintegrating tie, pointed it at Javier's solid Milo and untied it. Javier's solid Milo suddenly turned into gaseous Milo, because the distintegrating tie broke the covalent bonds that were holding the Milo molecules together. (for dumber people read the previous phrase as: The Milo sublimated like dry ice). But Javier wasn't worried, because he suddenly pulled out a bag of pipcorn and ate it. (Because popcorn is overrated. Eat pipcorn, guys.) And then Javier attracted so many Koels that Yi Jun couldn't find his wives and in the resulting confusion Javier managed to escape.

And so Yi Jun finally managed to find his wives, but by that time Javier was already a great distance away. But then Yi Jun suddenly wore another tie and summoned a taxi with a really badass driver and chased Javier. Javier, realising that Yi Jun was gaining on him, flagged down a taxi, jumped into it, and realised that the driver was an old lady. And suddenly Wui Seng teleported himself and Sean into the taxi also.

AND SO BEGINS PART 1.

And by now, you probably would be like, WTF, I never saw that coming!

And for the really smart people who are reading this, you would have realised that that is not how part 1 starts. And for you guys, you get part 5 instead.