Monday 30 April 2012

30/4/12
Facebook is down for maintenance. I almost though my account had been hacked. Physics exam went well. Borrowed some more Henning Mankell.

Friday 27 April 2012

27/4/12
Bio and geog exams went pretty well. I borrowed Faceless Killers. Rather nice.
Right now, my posts are going to get boring, but after the exams, there will be a lot. I assure you.

Wednesday 25 April 2012

25/4/12
We had chinese and english exams today. I hope I did quite well.
˙sɹǝʇʇǝן ǝןqısıʌuı 'uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ oʇ ʎɹʇ noʎ ǝǝs s,ʇǝן
Not much happens tomorrow, as it is Reading Day. What it is is a day where everybody mugs for the upcoming exam. I think I'll just mug my biology.

Monday 23 April 2012

23/4/12
There doesn't seem to be PE tomorrow. After all, we're having exams soon, aren't we?
(1 day left, in fact)
For assembly today we had a couple of police officers come over and tell us about crime prevention and stuff like that. I also had an interesting discussion with Javier about something I don't remember right now. I always have the most interesting discussions with him. Although we both know they're better over a cup of tea and some biscuits.
Dubstep puffles are the awesomest things ever. I watched the video and they gave me a pair of headphones for a black puffle. Problem is, I don't have a black puffle or a membership.
The year 1s seem to know about the Fly Like a Wui Seng page. I assume he's probably hyperventilating right now.

Sunday 22 April 2012

22/4/12
Quite a lot of people have been posting random pictures of people on my walls, saying "Like this if you are..." There is one of a child, who is eating food off the floor. I doubt that the person who took that picture would actually be bothered to go back to the child and say "Hey! 2987 people liked the picture of you. Therefore, 2987 people are aware of your status and feel sorry for you!" In fact, I think he would have gone "Hey! 2987 people know you exist!"

Seriously. If you really want to make a difference to people, liking statuses isn't going to help you. It might be better if you went to donate. For one thing, some people don't know what Facebook is.

Saturday 21 April 2012

21/4/12
Hello there. Did I post yesterday?

Went for the Interschool Scrabble competition. Was challenging. Although I dd win 2 out of 3 games. Oh well. Next year we'll try again.
There was a person on our team who was really good. Won all 3 games.
Although we did well enough.

I've been thinking lately, and here are some of the things I've noticed after 1 1/2 years with my slightly retarded class (as a whole)

1. Celine scowls.
 1 1/2. Pei Hui  seems to be having some problems. But I wouldn't know, would I?
2. I've suddenly started making paper planes. They all suck.
2 1/2. The year 1s seem to have made it their aim to increase the world's population.
3. Matthew likes Keene. Keene doesn't like Matthew.
3 1/2. Matthew thinks Keene is cute.
4. Darryl has been acting funny lately.

5. Kaoru seems to have made it his goal to kill everybody who pisses him off.

6. I seem to be going for a lot of competitions lately.

Wednesday 18 April 2012

18/4/12
Wednesday. Can't say there was much going on.
The teacher called Nicholas, Benjamin and Darryl to see her. Apparently Darryl had been waving a broomstick around at the other two. I don't blame him. Nicholas and Benjamin seem to have made it their main goal to annoy the f*** out of him. The reason why I'm not saying anything is because I missed the whole episode. No, really.
And Linkin Park's new song is nice. I like the background music.
Everything seems to be so quiet before the exams. Most of the time the teachers are giving us revision. And then leaving us to our own devices.
I have no idea why I'm putting this in, but Taylor Swift's cat is adorable. Her name's Meredith.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way,  I was going to say something...
Oh yes, the class next door, 205, is completely addicted to this game called Touhou. It's a shoot them up game. It's so popular. It's almost as popular as Minecraft, but only because everybody in 205 is playing it.

Tuesday 17 April 2012

17/4/12
No PE again. YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!
Not much happening around the exams. In fact I really have nothing to post about these days. So yeah. Whatever.

Monday 16 April 2012

16/4/12
Monday. Oh well since I'm thinking quite a bit about homework and exams and all that I might as well as say some of the ideas and opinions I have on them.

They really ought to make the slots in pigeonholes bigger. You can't fit a file in, so you have to stick it in there, and no one else can put anything in.
And also, the maths teacher should stop giving us so many tutorials. I mean, haven't you heard of the term, "Do you wish to skip the tutorial?"
And also, as my friend once said, exams are what you remember, not what you can cram the night before.
If Ministers have a pay raise to reduce corruption, should students be given higher grades to reduce corruption?
And anyway, I do sometimes think the year 1s are more bonded than most other levels. Urgh. I don't even know why I put that in.

Sunday 15 April 2012

15/4/12
I've noticed, it seems that when North Korea tests out something that moves, it always fails. Like that satellite. I mean, nuclear bombs don't move, do they? And anyway, if North Korea really is sending a satellite, they should just find the wreckage and look for bits of satellite or missile or whatever it was carrying.
One of these days, they're going to get it so wrong, it'll fly back at Pyongyang.
I think school life is really getting retarded. Someone melted my calculator. Seriously.

Saturday 14 April 2012

14/4/12
Saturday. Did I post yesterday? I can't be too bothered to check.

We had Astrigue today. We came in first for the project round, a student in our school got the highest for the MCQ, and we finished 3rd overall. Not bad.
Although I still don't understand why the Christchurch Secondary School pupils stated laughing once they looked at me.
Since its over, I can probably explain our presentation for the project round. It involved nano-particles of aluminum and ice. The resulting reaction produces quite a lot of thrust.

But last year's project was better. Apparently (because I wasn't in the team) the design was to use a shrink ray, shrink Jupiter close to its Schwarzschild radius, use it to propel an asteroid towards the Moon (helped along by several thousand nuclear missiles), at a speed of 0.03 c, and smash into the Moon to make a smiley face on its surface. The resulting gravitational shift would also cause the tides to go out of control. The cost? 12.6 quadrillion dollars.

Anyway the questions were rather ok. Some were extremely difficult though. The Data Response Questions were the worst.

Friday 13 April 2012

13/4/12
Oh look! It's Friday the 13th! And we managed to finish our Astrigue presentation in 2 hours!! How cool is that?
We're presenting tomorrow. Hopefully we win something.
We had Speech Day today. Then after that I went to the library, borrowed a book from Jeremy Clarkson (I like his sense of humour (I like this guy).

Thursday 12 April 2012

12/4/12
There was an earthquake yesterday. You may have heard of it. Although not much people felt it. Still managed to trigger a tsunami watch. Better to be safe than sorry I suppose. Although the tsunami watch was eventually cancelled.
Pei Hui hasn't been in school for quite a while. Probably sick. And Celine didn't come today either. Guess it's that time of the year where a lot of people fall sick.
Also, we have Speech Day tomorrow.Basically it's where all the achievements of the school students are recognised. It's sort of boring, unless you happen to be going up on stage. And even then, it's going to be only 30 seconds. Enough for the photographer to take a picture.

Wednesday 11 April 2012

11/4/12
Apparently Facebook has a messenger thingymajig you can pin to your desktop. I don't like it. It obscures my wallpaper of that gorgeous Koenigsegg.
And now it refuses to leave my screen. Gah.
We had shorter math today. There was nothing much to teach, y'see?

Tuesday 10 April 2012

10/4/12
Not much today.
No kidding. There really wasn't much today.

Monday 9 April 2012

9/4/12
Had Friday's timetable for today. Yay. Not to mention we had a astro training session. Theory. It wasn't too difficult. And then I remember that we have P.E. tomorrow.
ARRRRRGGH!!!!!
And anyway I think Favian is a bit like Mario. You know that Mario. He's getting a bit hard to control. I really don't know.

Sunday 8 April 2012

8/4/12
Didn't post yesterday because I had to go for the Astrigue convention. Was rather interesting, although some lectures were rather boring. I liked the practical astronomy. They have so many binoculars.
And I want them all
Right now I'm doing nothing.
¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
¡ǝǝddıʎ ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıdʎʇ ɯ,ı
ןɯʇɥ˙sɹǝʇʇǝןuʍopǝpısdn/ʎɐןd/ɯoɔ˙sǝɹıʍuǝʌǝs˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ
Bet you can't read that.

So since I have nothing better to do I'm just going to type stuff.
I've always wondered how pedobear came about.
Let's do some research!
Ok. Pedobear. It's a mascot of pedophiles. At least, that's what the Wikipedia page says. Wow. He really looks funny. 
Let's do the seal that say's everything's " Ultra GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY". He hates everything stupid.

Friday 6 April 2012

6/4/12
Good Friday. Happy Easter to all you people.
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Doing homework. Again.
I think I'm going crazy. NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Since I don't have anything better to do right now, I think I'll just start a list of the terms of endearment used by the pupils in my level.
"Furry"-What June calls Celine. Seriously!? Her hairs aren't even noticeable!
And by the way, I don't think she's scary.
"Dawg"-What everyone calls everyone else. It has multiple meanings, but mostly has the intention of telling someone that he is acting like Michael Ong.

Adding an "ey" to the end of one's name-Only applicable to Keene, and Keene only.

"Potato"-I have absolutely no idea what that means. But Wai Boon is one.

"Don't be a (insert someone's name here)-Has the intention of telling a person to shut the f*** up, and also to indirectly insult the person the phrase is based on. Confused? You will be.

Typing comments in CAPS on Facebook-Often gives the impression that the person on the other end is hyperventilating. He/she will be, after I've finished with them.
I hate people who do that..
"Like a Wui Seng"-Formulated because most people have the worst taste in music. And because thye know he can't stand it. In fact, there's even a Facebook page.
People like those deserve a flamethrower. In their faces.

Thursday 5 April 2012

5/4/12
Thursday. Tomorrow is a public holiday. YAY!!!
This is boring. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Have another astro competition next Saturday.

Wednesday 4 April 2012

4/4/12
Wednesday. Boring. Da Vinci let us off early. Got stuck in a traffic jam on the BKE before that. I can't think of anything to write. Or type. Building a Minecraft rollercoaster. June got attacked by Favian. I have absolutely no idea what goes on between them.
I think she actually likes being beaten up by Favian.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW RAR!!!
 Well, that was completely random. LOL
Nintendo Wui (not his real name) is a student at NUS High School of Maths and Science. He currently has no qualifications.
If you have any messages you might want to pass to him,   please drop them in the tiny slot at locker no. 007. Yes. The one with the whirring noises. Block D, level 4. The classroom closest to the male toilet.  That's M12206.You can't miss it. When you hear someone going "Oh, Keene is so funny", you know you're there.

Tuesday 3 April 2012

3/4/12
Didn't post yesterday because we had a concert all the way until 10 p.m, and I got back home at 12 midnight. It was rather good. Sat at the front, so I could actually see what keys the pianist was playing from the reflection underneath the lid. Then had a lucky draw. I would like to say that I won something, but I didn't. Sigh. THEY HAD AN IPAD AS 1st PRIZE! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Even winning an ipod nana would have been nice. The problem s, I don't even know what's Totoro. Sigh.
Didn't have PE today. Hooray. Spent the 2 1/2 hours walking around and playing Monopoly Deal and Minecraft.

Sunday 1 April 2012

1/4/12
Happy April Fool's day. I'll try to keep stupid stuff out of this.
Sunday is boring.
Playing Minecraft, doing homework, and stuff.
Life sucks when its boring.