THE TIE EXPLODINATING SEXY FLATCHESTED JUNE TAXI MISSILE STORY

The flatchested queen/king of North Korea June gives Sean Javier and Wui Seng a mission. She has seduced Yi Jun and made him give away the location of his office. It is the Taj Mahal at Bukit Batok. So Wui Seng Sean and Javier pose as customers to buy some crap from Yi Jun. But Yi Jun discovers their intentions, and tells them that they cannot come into his office. So Yi Jun jumped into a taxi and drove away to his office. He pays the driver double the fee to drive faster. Seeing Yi Jun escaping, Javier and Sean and Wui Seng jumped into another taxi behind it and said "Follow the taxi in front!", but the driver of their taxi is too s***, so Javier throws him out of the taxi and takes over. But then Yi Jun's driver is a badass African American and evades their taxi. Then Yi Jun went onto the roof of the taxi, took out some circle foam shurikens, and started throwing them at his pursuers. Sean then takes out a sniper rifle and starts no-scoping Yi Jun, but Yi Jun hides beneath a seat. Sean then goes on top of his taxi, pulls out a missile launcher and fires at Yi Jun. But while Sean is aiming Yi Jun throws more styrofoam circle shurikens and Sean gets a shuriken to the knee. But Sean manages to shoot 22 missiles at Yi Jun's taxi. Then Yi Jun's taxi blows up but Yi Jun jumps off. Seeing that their taxi is going to collide with the burning taxi, Wui Seng screams (as only a Wui Seng can) "GET THE F*** OFF THIS TAXI!" so they all jump off the taxi and then Yi Jun pulls off his tie and then everything blows up. Seeing that her agents have failed, June sends a nuclear missile to kill Yi Jun, but Yi Jun puts his tie back on and pulls it off again and the nuke explodes prematurely.

TO BE CONTINUED!