So at the end of part 4 (which is not the start of part 1), we had Yi Jun chasing Wui Seng, Sean and Javier. And now, Javier turned towards the driver and realised that it was June, who was going to the airport, and was not an old woman whatsoever. Looks can be deceiving guys.
So Javier decided they would all go to the airport. Yi Jun followed them, but this time, Wui Seng climbed onto the roof of the taxi, and fell off. He's really clumsy. But don't worry, he teleported back on. After visiting America and stealing a lot of guns. And they had this awesome gun battle on the highway with lots of explosions and ties and bullets and that kind of stuff. Surprisingly, Sean did not take anything to the knee this time, which was a relief, as the last time that happened he had to pay $9001 for the medical fees and surgery.
After a lot of driving, they finally reached the airport. June revealed that her plan was to get high by ingesting ice (read: solid form of water. You're too young for drugs. And anyway, we're all already too damn high even without drugs). To do that, she would fly a plane to Antarctica and then enslave a lot of penguins and get them to dig up the ice, which was abundant there. Wui Seng was not happy with this as he liked penguins, but June said "Shut up" and that was the end of the matter.
Wui Seng: "But why don't you just get Polar Bears to dig up the ice?"
June: "SHUT UP WUI SENG POLAR BEARS ARE FROM THE ARCTIC, AND "THE ARCTIC" IS A S***TY NAME. ANTARCTICA IS SO MUCH BETTER."
Wui Seng: "But-"
June: NO BUTTS!"
And that was the end of it. Later during the flight they realised that Wui Seng wasn't on it. Yi Jun hadn't blown them all up because he was in another plane that was chasing them. They settled in for the 14 hour flight.
So they eventually arrived in Antarctica, but there were no penguins because they had migrated to the Arctic. June was very pissed, but since Wui Seng wasn't there to teleport the penguins back there was nothing much she could do about it, other than licking the ice up, but her tongue got stuck to the ice. So she got Javier and Sean to dig up the ice. But then suddenly representatives from the USA appeared and told June that she couldn't dig up the ice as it would cause massive amounts of global warming. June said "F*** you" and nuked the USA. Amazingly, Yi Jun didn't unexplode the USA because he didn't know the USA had been nuked. (Yi Jun is just bird brained at times (geddit?)).
So Yi Jun hased down June and Sean and Javier, and because they had nothing better to do they had a snowball fight but with snowball guns and snowball robots and snowball cannons and snowball cannon penises (courtesy of Sean) and snowball bombs and snowball whatever-you-can-think-of. Until they realised they weren't wearing much clothing and had all gotten frostbite. Oops.
June just nuked Antarctica, and made it warm again. It also had the unexpected side effect of melting all the remaining ice and causing the sea levels to rise and stuff like that. But then Yi Jun took off his explodinating tie and unexploded everything, which meant June didn't nuke the USA. So everything was back where it was.
And then Wui Seng teleported back with the penguins. And there were so many penguins they were crapping everywhere and uh... stuff. Yeah, it's too disgusting for me to put it down here. There would be vomit over your screen I think.
There were so many penguins crapping all over he place that June had to nuke the place 3 times but there were still penguins remaining so Yi Jun explodinated them but then their insides went everywhere and PETA got very angry, so they all decided to blame Wui Seng who had teleported himself away. How clever of him.
So right now noone knows where Wui Seng is (probably in his secret lair LMFAOing).
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