How to work a STM:
1. Get a long roll of platinium iridium wire.
2. Attempt to cut wire into extremely short and sharp pointy bits.
3. Fail miserably, but since the wires look sharp enough you stick them onto the STM anyway.
4. Attempt to scan a sheet of gold.
5. Look at screen and wonder if that's how gold is supposed to look like.
6. Make around 20 more different wires just to see if the picture improves.
7. If picture does not improve you're doing something wrong you idiot.
And I still have no idea how gold looks like.
We had the biology Nobel thingy today. We're supposed to be doing something on blood types.
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