So today we had a fun time finding different places to hide in. I suggested the ceiling, but since that would have taken a lot of superglue we decided that hiding in the cupboard was easier.
We may or may not be making a video about random people hiding in random places.
Sean has this new game where he flies planes and helicopters and blows stuff up.
I have no idea why I've suddenly run out of things to say. Oh well. There was some drama thingymajig and they were loading the props into the back of the lorry. Must be a competition.
Speaking of competitions, there's one next Saturday, so I should probably start mugging or revising or just reading up on astronomy stuff. We have 1 team of 4 year 1s competing isn't that great?
Jovan is still stalking me randomly. He just follows me around. It's getting a bit weird.
No wonder he can't get a girlfriend XD
So for the upcoming competition we have to... DESIGN A CITY ON A PLANETARY OBJECT FOR 8 MILLION PEOPLE?! AND IT'S DUE THIS SUNDAY?! OH F*** WE'RE SO F***ING SCREWED!
Tuesday, 9 April 2013
Monday, 8 April 2013
8/4/13
Hello people I now have 5 packets of chewing gum. That's 60 sticks in total. Enough for everyone in my class to get 3.
Don't worry, I'll save some or Pei Hui.
And now the year 1s are repeatedly saying my name over and over and driving me really crazy. Oh god why. I have no idea why I have such a catchy name. And Yi Jun apparently can't do bird calls when under pressure.
So before assembly I went with this year 1 by the name of Jia Cheng and did some random stuff. So Jia Cheng went and stole the ball of some girls that were playing football. They eventually found us, but it was fun while it lasted.
Damn we don't seem to be having much homework, but I think it's just me.
Don't worry, I'll save some or Pei Hui.
And now the year 1s are repeatedly saying my name over and over and driving me really crazy. Oh god why. I have no idea why I have such a catchy name. And Yi Jun apparently can't do bird calls when under pressure.
So before assembly I went with this year 1 by the name of Jia Cheng and did some random stuff. So Jia Cheng went and stole the ball of some girls that were playing football. They eventually found us, but it was fun while it lasted.
Damn we don't seem to be having much homework, but I think it's just me.
THE ARCTIC/ANTARCTICA NUKE ICE GLOBAL WARMING MIGRATING PENGUINS EXPLODINATING/CRAPPING STORY
So at the end of part 4 (which is not the start of part 1), we had Yi Jun chasing Wui Seng, Sean and Javier. And now, Javier turned towards the driver and realised that it was June, who was going to the airport, and was not an old woman whatsoever. Looks can be deceiving guys.
So Javier decided they would all go to the airport. Yi Jun followed them, but this time, Wui Seng climbed onto the roof of the taxi, and fell off. He's really clumsy. But don't worry, he teleported back on. After visiting America and stealing a lot of guns. And they had this awesome gun battle on the highway with lots of explosions and ties and bullets and that kind of stuff. Surprisingly, Sean did not take anything to the knee this time, which was a relief, as the last time that happened he had to pay $9001 for the medical fees and surgery.
After a lot of driving, they finally reached the airport. June revealed that her plan was to get high by ingesting ice (read: solid form of water. You're too young for drugs. And anyway, we're all already too damn high even without drugs). To do that, she would fly a plane to Antarctica and then enslave a lot of penguins and get them to dig up the ice, which was abundant there. Wui Seng was not happy with this as he liked penguins, but June said "Shut up" and that was the end of the matter.
Wui Seng: "But why don't you just get Polar Bears to dig up the ice?"
June: "SHUT UP WUI SENG POLAR BEARS ARE FROM THE ARCTIC, AND "THE ARCTIC" IS A S***TY NAME. ANTARCTICA IS SO MUCH BETTER."
Wui Seng: "But-"
June: NO BUTTS!"
And that was the end of it. Later during the flight they realised that Wui Seng wasn't on it. Yi Jun hadn't blown them all up because he was in another plane that was chasing them. They settled in for the 14 hour flight.
So they eventually arrived in Antarctica, but there were no penguins because they had migrated to the Arctic. June was very pissed, but since Wui Seng wasn't there to teleport the penguins back there was nothing much she could do about it, other than licking the ice up, but her tongue got stuck to the ice. So she got Javier and Sean to dig up the ice. But then suddenly representatives from the USA appeared and told June that she couldn't dig up the ice as it would cause massive amounts of global warming. June said "F*** you" and nuked the USA. Amazingly, Yi Jun didn't unexplode the USA because he didn't know the USA had been nuked. (Yi Jun is just bird brained at times (geddit?)).
So Yi Jun hased down June and Sean and Javier, and because they had nothing better to do they had a snowball fight but with snowball guns and snowball robots and snowball cannons and snowball cannon penises (courtesy of Sean) and snowball bombs and snowball whatever-you-can-think-of. Until they realised they weren't wearing much clothing and had all gotten frostbite. Oops.
June just nuked Antarctica, and made it warm again. It also had the unexpected side effect of melting all the remaining ice and causing the sea levels to rise and stuff like that. But then Yi Jun took off his explodinating tie and unexploded everything, which meant June didn't nuke the USA. So everything was back where it was.
And then Wui Seng teleported back with the penguins. And there were so many penguins they were crapping everywhere and uh... stuff. Yeah, it's too disgusting for me to put it down here. There would be vomit over your screen I think.
There were so many penguins crapping all over he place that June had to nuke the place 3 times but there were still penguins remaining so Yi Jun explodinated them but then their insides went everywhere and PETA got very angry, so they all decided to blame Wui Seng who had teleported himself away. How clever of him.
So right now noone knows where Wui Seng is (probably in his secret lair LMFAOing).
So Javier decided they would all go to the airport. Yi Jun followed them, but this time, Wui Seng climbed onto the roof of the taxi, and fell off. He's really clumsy. But don't worry, he teleported back on. After visiting America and stealing a lot of guns. And they had this awesome gun battle on the highway with lots of explosions and ties and bullets and that kind of stuff. Surprisingly, Sean did not take anything to the knee this time, which was a relief, as the last time that happened he had to pay $9001 for the medical fees and surgery.
After a lot of driving, they finally reached the airport. June revealed that her plan was to get high by ingesting ice (read: solid form of water. You're too young for drugs. And anyway, we're all already too damn high even without drugs). To do that, she would fly a plane to Antarctica and then enslave a lot of penguins and get them to dig up the ice, which was abundant there. Wui Seng was not happy with this as he liked penguins, but June said "Shut up" and that was the end of the matter.
Wui Seng: "But why don't you just get Polar Bears to dig up the ice?"
June: "SHUT UP WUI SENG POLAR BEARS ARE FROM THE ARCTIC, AND "THE ARCTIC" IS A S***TY NAME. ANTARCTICA IS SO MUCH BETTER."
Wui Seng: "But-"
June: NO BUTTS!"
And that was the end of it. Later during the flight they realised that Wui Seng wasn't on it. Yi Jun hadn't blown them all up because he was in another plane that was chasing them. They settled in for the 14 hour flight.
So they eventually arrived in Antarctica, but there were no penguins because they had migrated to the Arctic. June was very pissed, but since Wui Seng wasn't there to teleport the penguins back there was nothing much she could do about it, other than licking the ice up, but her tongue got stuck to the ice. So she got Javier and Sean to dig up the ice. But then suddenly representatives from the USA appeared and told June that she couldn't dig up the ice as it would cause massive amounts of global warming. June said "F*** you" and nuked the USA. Amazingly, Yi Jun didn't unexplode the USA because he didn't know the USA had been nuked. (Yi Jun is just bird brained at times (geddit?)).
So Yi Jun hased down June and Sean and Javier, and because they had nothing better to do they had a snowball fight but with snowball guns and snowball robots and snowball cannons and snowball cannon penises (courtesy of Sean) and snowball bombs and snowball whatever-you-can-think-of. Until they realised they weren't wearing much clothing and had all gotten frostbite. Oops.
June just nuked Antarctica, and made it warm again. It also had the unexpected side effect of melting all the remaining ice and causing the sea levels to rise and stuff like that. But then Yi Jun took off his explodinating tie and unexploded everything, which meant June didn't nuke the USA. So everything was back where it was.
And then Wui Seng teleported back with the penguins. And there were so many penguins they were crapping everywhere and uh... stuff. Yeah, it's too disgusting for me to put it down here. There would be vomit over your screen I think.
There were so many penguins crapping all over he place that June had to nuke the place 3 times but there were still penguins remaining so Yi Jun explodinated them but then their insides went everywhere and PETA got very angry, so they all decided to blame Wui Seng who had teleported himself away. How clever of him.
So right now noone knows where Wui Seng is (probably in his secret lair LMFAOing).
Saturday, 6 April 2013
6/4/13
So there was astronomy yesterday. Went quite alright. We could see Orion and Gemini and Canis Major and Jupiter. We also had this briefing on Open House on how to deal with parents.
I tried recording myself while asleep. Didn't get anything interesting. Maybe I don't talk in my sleep, or my microphone is bad. Either way, I might try again. We had the SjChO today. I guess it was ok. Some of the questions I couldn't answer. And afterwards me and some friends went to KFC for lunch. On the way there on the bus there was this group of girls behind me and they were talking about the North Korean situation, and one of them said Kim Jong Il was crazy. Another one said that Kim Jong Il was dead. And then another one chipped in and said that Kim Jong Il was alive, it was Kim Jong Un that was dead. She also added in that Kim Jong Un was the father of Kim Jong Il.
I WAS -THIS- CLOSE TO FACEPALMING.
So besides that, here are some neat stuff you might want to listen to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy68No-L6Pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kGghJh2l8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAf_tuu-6M
So good night people.
I tried recording myself while asleep. Didn't get anything interesting. Maybe I don't talk in my sleep, or my microphone is bad. Either way, I might try again. We had the SjChO today. I guess it was ok. Some of the questions I couldn't answer. And afterwards me and some friends went to KFC for lunch. On the way there on the bus there was this group of girls behind me and they were talking about the North Korean situation, and one of them said Kim Jong Il was crazy. Another one said that Kim Jong Il was dead. And then another one chipped in and said that Kim Jong Il was alive, it was Kim Jong Un that was dead. She also added in that Kim Jong Un was the father of Kim Jong Il.
I WAS -THIS- CLOSE TO FACEPALMING.
So besides that, here are some neat stuff you might want to listen to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy68No-L6Pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kGghJh2l8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZAf_tuu-6M
So good night people.
Thursday, 4 April 2013
4/4/13
So right now there's a rather interesting discussion going on about one of the teachers in our school. Some people say he's going overboard by yelling at people and stuff like that. Some people say he isn't. I'm not going to comment, because he doesn't teach our class and hence I can't make any conclusions.
So anyway we "registered" for the Singapore Space Challenge thingy. I say "registered" because the teacher still needs to go through the registration form before deciding whether we can go. We're probably going to be the youngest if we register. I mean, 3 year 1s and a year 3.
Astronomy tomorrow. Had Ih presentation today. I think ours was ok. And everybody wanted to shoot my nerf gun because it looked nice and stuff.
So anyway we "registered" for the Singapore Space Challenge thingy. I say "registered" because the teacher still needs to go through the registration form before deciding whether we can go. We're probably going to be the youngest if we register. I mean, 3 year 1s and a year 3.
Astronomy tomorrow. Had Ih presentation today. I think ours was ok. And everybody wanted to shoot my nerf gun because it looked nice and stuff.
Wednesday, 3 April 2013
3/4/13
Hello people let me show you how to get back into your classroom even after the security guard has locked it shut.
100% tried and tested!
1. Get yourself a friend who isn't too fat/big.
2. When you know the security guard is coming, shove him/her into a decent hiding place (e.g. the cupboard, behind the curtain, on the ceiling, etc.)
3. While the security guard is locking up the classroom, make sure that your friend remains absolutely quiet and doesn't do anything besides breathing.
4. When the security guard has left, have your friend emerge from hiding and unlock the doors.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
So anyway if the above gets you a demerit form, please do not quote this as a source for your idea. Or I will find you, and I will kill you.
So anyway after school there were people outside our class doing IH. And Mavis is really scary when she's on drugs.
And Bianca's sister reminds me of a bunny.
And I'm bringing a nerf gun to school tomorrow. For IH. And for shooting people.
100% tried and tested!
1. Get yourself a friend who isn't too fat/big.
2. When you know the security guard is coming, shove him/her into a decent hiding place (e.g. the cupboard, behind the curtain, on the ceiling, etc.)
3. While the security guard is locking up the classroom, make sure that your friend remains absolutely quiet and doesn't do anything besides breathing.
4. When the security guard has left, have your friend emerge from hiding and unlock the doors.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
So anyway if the above gets you a demerit form, please do not quote this as a source for your idea. Or I will find you, and I will kill you.
So anyway after school there were people outside our class doing IH. And Mavis is really scary when she's on drugs.
And Bianca's sister reminds me of a bunny.
And I'm bringing a nerf gun to school tomorrow. For IH. And for shooting people.
Monday, 1 April 2013
1/4/13
I think I smelled tto much beer on Google Nose. Because I can't find he any key right now. And I'm really worried. Whre is it? What jsut happned? Why is the rom spinning?
I'm too young foralcohol...
Have I ever told ypu how muich I love parrots? I just did. They're so cute!
Jia Cehg ikis cute too. For some reason he reminds me of a cat. It's something to do wioth his face.
Damn there;s a quizx tomorrow and I think I studied enough. Not too sure about that.
Zhi Xin s goving away free cows. Go get them. She;s not giving me one though. Nit sure why. Something to dowith BFFs. Whatever that is. Damn I wihs I ahd a jitten. They're so adorablw.
Why are theyre this red squiggly lines on screen? Must be somethin wrong wiot computer. I'll try to fix it. Shoudn;t rake too long.
I'm too young foralcohol...
Have I ever told ypu how muich I love parrots? I just did. They're so cute!
Jia Cehg ikis cute too. For some reason he reminds me of a cat. It's something to do wioth his face.
Damn there;s a quizx tomorrow and I think I studied enough. Not too sure about that.
Zhi Xin s goving away free cows. Go get them. She;s not giving me one though. Nit sure why. Something to dowith BFFs. Whatever that is. Damn I wihs I ahd a jitten. They're so adorablw.
Why are theyre this red squiggly lines on screen? Must be somethin wrong wiot computer. I'll try to fix it. Shoudn;t rake too long.
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