Class profile:
Here are all 22 of my classmates, and what I think of them. You'll notice that Onesupercooled NintendoWui is not one of them. Who would want to have a name like that on anything other than Facebook? (Yes, I am on Facebook) So without further ado, let's begin.

Dee Pei Hui: She's the oldest in the class. In fact, she's taller than her older sister. How that happened I don't know. She's probably thinking of what she's going to say on Friday. Like, "Whydafuq did you write that?!" She has quite a lot of friends. She talks quite a lot.

Favian Chong: Extremely playful. Likes to poke you. (That's as much as I can describe it. To do any more would seriously damage his reputation) Likes to talk. And kick June. One of the oldest in the class.

Keene Lee: Talkative. I see no reason why people would call him cute. Sounds like Ke$ha. (Mother of God, indeed) Is one of the youngest in the class. Is mostly diligent. Until he gets to the subjects that he doesn't like. Then, he will contribute to the class sound profile.

Matthew Chong: Whew. That's a long name. Is passionate about football. Is extremely loud in class, and will make random comments. The teachers are often exasperated with him. Is extremely messy (he's got a lot of stuff under his drawer), and his wallet is a major source of attraction. It always goes missing. He is rather awesome (he told me to write this down. So to make him happy, I will.)

Mike Zhang: I, for one, see no obvious sign that he is rich. Ok, he might be the class treasurer but that doesn't say anything about his financial resolve. Although he seems to have quite a lot of bills in his wallet. And yet it says "Damn, I'm broke".

Khoo Wui Seng: Something of an oddball in the class. Has a variable pitched voice. Often treated as a soft toy by Favian. Tucks in his shirt. I see no reason why he should squeak. Instead of a birthday cake, he gets an F1 engine. One of the youngest in the class. Is not on Facebook. Which in my opinion, is rather odd. Has a definitely British sense of humour.

Wira Azmoon Ahmad: He's got a big posterior. He's Malay. Don't jump to conclusions. This year will be a big year for him.

Lee Jeong Yeon: Prefers to go by the name June. Is Korean (well, duh). Is well known among the juniors. She seems to like Pikachu. Runs damn fast.

Benjamin: Talkative. And injury prone. A goalpost fell on his foot once. Has a lot of good friends. Is entirely random, and likes Star Wars.

Jovan: Has rather strong views on decisive subjects. Does not have a Facebook account. Likes keeping fish.

Darryl Chow: Rather strong views. Will push them through no matter what. Most people like to make fun of him I do not condone their acts. Is rather tall.

 Celine Cheow: Quiet and unassuming. But witty. That happens to be inferred from the 5 conversations we had last year.

Troy Duncan Tanudjaja: Indonesian. I believe a teacher mispronounced the "Duncan" part of his name. He said it like "Drunken". Hence, most people think he drinks. Is passionate about football, and has no qualms about yelling expletives in class. Because he told me to write this down too, he is an awesome guy to have around.

Kaoru Shigeno: Japanese. Most people thinks he eats people. Is rather round. Once played the part of Zeus in a random play we had, hence most people ask him to make it rain for physical education. Is bloody awesome at arm wrestling. He beat June. With his pinky.

Lim Zheng Xian: Is a fast runner. Also annoying. Has a bit more hair above his left eyebrow. Likes to provoke people.

Ng Zhen Jie: Is knowledgeable about many things. Such as how to build a house in Minecraft. And stars. And stuff like that. Is tall and apparently has six packs. At least, that's what my friends say.

Lee Jun Kun: Small. Has something of a troll face. Knows a bit about Minecraft.

Wu Yueze: From China. Is also good at arm wrestling. Beats almost everybody in the class.

Javier Thng: Often confused with Wui Seng. Both of them have poker faces. Both of them have big watches. Both of them are about the same height. Both of them, in short, look the same.

Wong Chong Wen: Is a good friend of Wui Seng's. Is not on Facebook. Knows a lot of topics. Always has something new to say, if only anybody listens.

John Chang: Likes Minecrafting. Has the nasty habit of poking Wui Seng. And then imitating whatever he says. Also likes to steal his umbrella.

If you have been counting, you may notice that I left one classmate out. He happens to be Nicholas. He's a f***ing sexist pig. That's why I won't include him in the list.

There's also and honorary member. Park Su Min. She was in our class last year, but left Singapore for the temperate climate of the Korea peninsular. She was always funny. We still miss you. Come back soon.

And with that, we're done. Thank you.