A Long story based on Physics Projects

The Long (pun intended) life of Mr Projectile Launcher

It all started with 3 pieces of paper.

The instructions were, briefly, build a projectile launcher, that can, using a squash ball, cross a barrier of 80cm and hit four squares, approximately 80<----???))) located outside the Design and Engineering lab. Several teams thought they were up to the challenge, and gladly accepted it. (Actually, they didn’t have a choice)

However, it turned out to be no meager task, for many complications were met. One of these teams, were employees of Long Shen Corporation or Public Unlimited or whatever. Anyway, they were tasked to accomplish these tasks better than the rest, and so they set out to do just that. Even more amazing, it seems that rumors were spreading that even Long Shen himself was in this group. Of course, no one had any means to prove this, because few people have faced The Supreme Leader and still be able to provide a reliable description.

So we focus our story on this group. They initially tried numerous methods, which slowly reduced themselves to mere silliness, but 2 ideas stood out. (Theres a chinese proverb for this... Just like there is for everything.) The wheel launcher and the spring, AKA the penis and the-launcher-that-I-can’t-bloody-operate-right.

They eventually gathered while Udella Industries (guys is this OK?) was burning palm trees and various plants in an attempt to stop them, but they proceeded unhazed-- I mean, unfazed. They sought out supplies and tools to assist them, and found such, mostly because they work for Long Shen and are almighty. Unfortunately, when assembling... The Penis, problems soon rose up. It appears that the designer cocked up when inserting a rod into its designated hole. The rod turned out to be too huge and stiff, so it was too tight a fit. What a pain in the butt... The huge rod stood erect while the designer stood in his crib, light shafting into the room forming long straight poles as they went. He shuddered in fear. If Long Shen heard of this, he would certainly..... “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!” said Long Shen as he thrusted his long (eheheh triple meaning) finger at him. “I’m sorry Sir, I made a mis--” “MISTAKE???!!! HOW DARE YOU???” Long Shen ejaculated. “No, I can change, I swe-- AAAHHHH!!!” With the bat of an eyelid, the designer was forcefully ejected from... The Spire.

Really? Seriously? I let you post as me and this is the stuff you come up with? (No, shut up, no sick thoughts.)