Tuesday 27 March 2012

27/3/12
Tuesday. So we had P.E. again. Not much actually happened. So I think I'm just going to lengthen this a bit.

You know Angry Birds? They just released the Space version. Its really fun. If you ask me though it's time somebody introduced the birds properly.

Red bird: After realising that he has no superpowers whatsoever, he started to yell whenever someone tapped the screen.

Yellow bird: Made at NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab, he still wishes he could be a little more special that all the other birds. Also, he wishes his beak was made of stronger stuff.

Black bird: Having your insides taken out and filled in with every single explosive conceivable is sure to make one grumpy. Makes easy work of many structures, but has a really short fuse. Don't ever tickle him.

Blue birds: If bacteria were like them, we'd all be dead now.

White bird: 98% egg and 2% bird. Need I say more?

Green bird: He wasn't discouraged when he missed. Oh no, he just opened his beak wide, and whadaya know?

Terence: Big, and rather melancholic looking.

Orange bird: Puffs up. Probably has a CO2 canister hidden somewhere on it.

Ice bird: Rather cubic. Although the things it freezes will shatter, it never does. Some birds are just weird.

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