20/11/13

Went to the library for volunteering work today. Had to find books on a list. Was a bit repetitive, but it wasn't too bad. Also borrowed some more books. There's one called "The Vacant Casualty". You don't get cookies if you guessed it's a parody. Sorry. Anyway yesterday I volunteered at the science centre. Was quite nice. The chicks were cute. I meant the exhibit with the eggs. Shut up. Class outing next Wednesday. Hope most of the class comes.

18/11/13

Went to Sentosa today. Saw the fishes, took more photos because I had a lot more time than the last time I went there. Also went to Orchard. Didn't buy anything though. There's supposed to be a class outing sometime later, but we can't decide on the time.

Coffee machine is still making coffee. Good. Gah there's not much to put here. Relatives and friends visited today. Was alright. I also need to find a proper bookmark. I'm going to misplace that cappuccino receipt someday. Bloody heck why don't more shops sell bookmarks? Not everyone has stopped reading.

Results were fine. Did quite well. Signed up for OSAP to UWA. Can't go for CERN because it takes place during astrochallenge I think.
Kendrick went to CERN instead of astrochallenge, and we didn't do very well that time.

13/11/13

So today was ok. Jovan brought binoculars, so we could actually see what was going on on stage. The performance was alright. After that went to science centre for CIP. It was ok. Met some new people. I just didn't find out their names.

Astronomy overnight on Friday, assuming the weather is alright. If the sky is miraculously clear we might be able to see the Leonids. Rained alot today. Also bringing a water gun to school tomorrow. At least if there's a water fight. So you should probably not run towards me.

Also finished one of the books I borrowed. So that's 3 left.

12/11/13

I probably shouldn't be doing this during morning assembly. But noone cares. Borrowed another 4 books yesterday. Also played Alan Wake. It's an interesting game. I like it. They also installed cable TV in my house yesterday. Now I can watch National Geographic and stuff. Yay.

Not sure what we're doing today. House stuff, but only 3 people in our class are wearing house T-shirts. Screw this we'll just play surgeon simulator on the projector. Yeah!

10/11/13

So the exams are over, and now everyday usually involves computer games and books. Which is a rather nice thing, because if I didn't have any books the only logical thing to do would be computer games. Which would get boring after a while.

Need to borrow more books tomorrow. Coffee machine is nice, but the capsules are a bit expensive. Oh well. Got a phone cover. I rather like it. Extremely British.

AND THEY RELEASED A TRAILER FOR DAY OF THE DOCTOR :D

6/11/13

So script checking is tomorrow. At least I can say I did my best. I hope I don't do badly. Movie was nice. I rather liked the class outing.

5/11/13

We just got a coffee machine today. I don't have a picture yet. And it also makes hot chocolate and green tea. Who cares? It makes coffee. Maybe I should bring it to school?

Chinese "O" level exam tomorrow. Hope the questions aren't too difficult. And that's not even the bit that should have me worried, because there's higher chinese "O" level next year. Which is bad. Also having a class outing tomorrow. Borrowed 2 books today.

Whatsapp is mostly about random stuff. With the occasional Doctor Who references that most of my friends don't understand.

HU CARES WAHT TIEM IT EES?

I tink it is someting all whale sharks have wanted to sey.

WHALECOEM TO MY EVEEL LAIR! (geddit?)

But funny because he can't get in. So sad. No room for him because of all teh missuls inside. And lazor. Life sux. I r bored. Feed me.

'COZ U R THE PIECE OF MEEEEAAAAAAT, I WISH I DIDN'T EEEEAAAAAAT. Ouchies my stomach :(

Nid sleep. Zzzzz.

4/11/13

Sorry about not posting for a long time.

U better b sorreh. I wuz getting bored.

Anyway my exams are over. I hope I did well for them. I did my revision. Although there is still O level chinese. Which is on Wednesday. Then after that we're all going to watch a movie. And stuff. Whee.

Y U NO INVITE ME? U MEAN. I DUN LIEK U.

Whatever. I also forgot to wish everyone a happy Halloween. And Deepavali. Oh well. Also, mustard sauce goes well with a lot of stuff. Like noodles and chicken rice. Not mustard gas. That's nasty.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/little-girl-dresses-up-as-all-11-doctors-from-doctor-who-is
ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?! I want those costumes. Although much bigger. Or I'll never be able to fit. Also, reading mystery stuff on my computer. It's nice. Unfortunately since school ended there hasn't been anything much of interest. Besides the fact that Anonymous threatened to hack some websites (which they ended up hacking). Also, some weird woman broke the Kinetic Rain sculpture thingymajig, which I find rather annoying. Seriously you have to be a magpie. Or a jackdaw. They're birds. DON'T QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE.

I also want a LEGO Tardis. Not sure how that will work. Since LEGOs don't have the ability to bend space-time. Whatever. Why doesn't LEGO make Doctor Who sets? They really should. I'd buy them. A lot of people would buy them. It's been raining for the past few days. Coffee is nice. Need to get my angry birds plushies back the next time I go to school. If you find them in your locker please give them back to me. That also means I've forgotten to retrieve them for the rest of this year. And I probably would have forgotten my labcoat also. So give me back that too. Owls are so fluffy.

SQUEE!

29/10/13

So the biology paper was alright. Although I did take longer to finish it. Had only about 10 minutes left to fill in the blanks and check my answers. Hope I don't fail.
I really don't want to do badly because I feel it'll be bad for Ms. Fong. D:
Anyway it's the math exam tomorrow and right now I am currently revising. I seem to be ok with the formulas and stuff. Or maybe I'm not. Oh well we'll see tomorrow. And after math we'll have physics, then my exams will be over, then I'll just read books. Because it's been a while since I've read a thick one. OH YES AND THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR!

Flatbread has a weird texture. It's a bit of pizza and a bit of bread but it's also stretchy like cheese. And to quote Chong Wen, "It's funny how people refuse to eat food that's been on the floor and yet some of them still allow other people to put body parts in their mouth."
I probably must've said something about giving up your penis in exchange for a blowjob or something. No really, it was related to the discussion we were having. Although it probably wasn't very nice of me to talk that loud. You can ignore this bit if you want to. Actually just ignore this bit and we'll all pretend this isn't here.

28/10/13

Chemistry paper was alright. Biology paper is tomorrow. Still revising.

26/10/13

Still studying. It's mostly chemistry because that's on Monday, but there's still 3 other subjects. Oh well, at least it all ends on Thursday. Unless you have 3rd language. There really isn't much for me to put down here, is there?

23/10/13

Reading days today and tomorrow. More time to revise. Anyways I'm wearing batter gear. Time to make some pancakes.

22/10/13

English and chinese exams were alright. However, I did accidentally include a paradox in one of my answers. Hope that isn't too bad. Anyway we still haven't quite decided on what the whole class is doing after the holidays. Most people are suggesting a chalet. I don't really know. However I suppose we could record ourselves playing computer games. That would be interesting. Had pasta for lunch today with friends. It was ok. Macarons are the tastiest things ever. It's a shame they're so expensive. $2 for something so small. I should probably learn the recipe, to stop bankrupting myself. Anyway, good luck to the people reading this who are having their exams. Hope you do well.

17/10/13

Tomorrow's a Friday. Yay. Although we still have PE, which is rather annoying. Class Whatsapp chat has been filled with extremely disturbing stuff. Such as penis babies emerging from Yi Jun. Yeah. Anyway it's somewhat fun to read, although it is rather weird. Exams are next week. Hope I revised well enough. English file check tomorrow. I should have included everything, it's probably just not in the right order. Oh well I'll sort that out tomorrow. Damn there's hardly anything on the Internet I can read these days besides even more Scandinavian crime fiction. Which is terribly good. At least in my opinion. I just wish the authors would be kinder to their main characters.
Can't quite think of anything much to say right now. Looked around a bit. I wonder if my blog posts are a bit short? I don't know really. It's probably something to do with the font.

13/10/13

OH MY GOD JO NESBO YOU BASTARD WHY'D YOU BRING BACK HARRY I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD BUT NO YOU HAD TO MAKE HIM SURVIVE AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW. I'm actually glad he's back though. Been a while since I read some more Norwegian crime fiction.

Anyway nothing new today. Holiday on Tuesday. Whoopee.

11/10/13

So today we had the Faraday barbeque and we also had pizza. I didn't actually go to the barbeque since I felt the pizza tasted better. Had 3 slices. And a lot of soft drinks. They ordered 20 pizzas, which is quite a lot. We're learning volleyball for PE. It hurts my arms. Also had a rather interesting discussion about whether or not it is still rape if the person decides he/she (yes, men can be raped as well) consents to it halfway through. Halloween decorations are up in our class. Rather nice. Teachers are disturbed by the fact that I have to use a sword to turn on the projector.

7/10/13

Marine biology field trip was alright. Found the scenery quite nice. Took a lot of pictures. The boat had air conditioning too. Saw quite a lot of interesting stuff. The only problem was that I got home a bit late. Oh well. Anyway, it was quite fun, if you could ignore the mosquitos. Also, the night sky was quite good. Venus was bright.

5/10/13

Damn that double kidney transplant took off about 5 years of my life. That was the most stressful thing ever. Anyway we are finally getting pizza next week. Hooray! Also, sky was extremely good tonight. Took some good photos of M6 and M7.

3/10/13

Did I mention it's October?

Yes u did.

Oh ok then. Anyway I'm doing physics assignment. Which is taking a while because the questions are tedious. But it's alright. Astronomy tomorrow. Still no pizza unfortunately, we're getting that after the holidays. Overnight is also after the holidays :( Hope the sky clears up tomorrow. PE tomorrow as well. Ooh yes english debate went quite well actually. They said it was good. Didn't mess up or stall for a long time. Also managed to say all the points. I liked my points. Graphing calculator is currently charging. Was on low battery for the past few days. Should be fully charged tomorrow.

Also, it rained quite heavily when I was going home today. Shoes are wet. Bag is wet. Nothing a hairdryer can't fix though. As long as it doesn't catch on fire.
Oh majestic and glorious jacket, I would be so helpless without you. You're my only protection from the elements.
Also, classmate brought an electric guitar to school today. Unfortunately couldn't plug it into the wall socket. Didn't have the adapter. Dammit it would have been fun.

1/10/13

End of September. Had math test today. Was rather easy but I did mess up a question. Gave the wrong answer but the right one was in the working. Hopefully that counts. Didn't go for english debate today, which is a good thing since we aren't ready yet.
Marine biology presentations today. Wonder how it'll be like. There is also a biology quiz tomorrow, which is apparently difficult. Better start revising.
WITH TEACHERS LIKE MS. FONG, WHO NEEDS REVISING? Ok, that might just be the best last words ever.

HALP I R BEING ATTACKED BY INVISIBLE NINJAS!

 I really wish you'd stop doing that. It makes quite a mess. Anyway I'm still revising.

And here we have possibly the best video of a person sleeping. Ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIud6vmE9mk&feature=c4-overview&list=UU8giP9uQROI3Xl85y9uY8xg

ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZ.

Not you silly.
I am rather annoyed I didn't get much marks for my marine biology poster. I spent quite a lot of time on that thing. Or maybe the teacher forgot to open it up. It's bigger on the inside.
 I've always wondered how they found the residual volume of the lungs.

1/10/13

So right now we're having english debate. Had a mix up about the venues. English teacher spent about 10 minutes scolding us for that. The motion right now is schools should have more discipline or something like that. Opposition speaker right now has stopped. Probably thinking of something to say. This will take a while.

He's rebutting the proposition now. And he just finished. Second proposition speaker is on now. And he just finished. Sorry I can't quite write down what they're saying.

Second opposition speaker is on now. He gave an example like most schools have rules just to maintain their reputation. And also some students misbehave due to bad families and not poor school rules. And he just ended.

Third proposition speaker is on now. He's summarising the points. And he just finished. Third opposition speaker is on now. He's having a bit of difficulty finding points apparently. Oh well. He's back on now. Giving examples. Discipline is a consequence of a student's behaviour. Everyone is responsible for their own actions. He's trying quite hard. Although everyone is laughing. And he just finished.

Nothing much happened yesterday of interest. Or I can't think of anything now.

Not much happened yesterday.

29/9/13

Overnight was cancelled. I know this is rather late to be complaining about it, but the next one we're having is after the exams, which isn't too far away, which also happens to make it a bad thing.

HAR HAR HAR ANGELSHARK DUN NID EXAMS. ANGELSHARK IS GENIUS. UNLIKE STUPID HUMAN.

Whatever. Anyway despite the fact that we didn't get overnight, I did get a few photos of Albireo. It's a double star system. One star's blue and the other is orange. Also, there are a few tests next week. I need to revise. Nothing much has been of interest lately. Besides the fact that I got bronze for the SJChO thingy. Which was rather nice. RI got the most medals as usual. Tea reception was alright. Although the food was a bit dry and the lemon tea was rather sweet. And sharp.
Went to a restaurant yesterday. The food there was nice. Had a cappuccino. Also had some potato pancake thingy with salmon on top and some root beer and a lot of other tasty stuff. The restaurant's called Marche if you want to visit.
And I'm doing my chinese homework. Javier just asked me to do some debate stuff. I'll do that later.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Enough said, let's party!

24/9/13

We're having the marine biology presentation right now. Ours was horrible, mostly due to the fact that the english was horrible and I did not have the chance to edit it before it was too late. The other groups appear to be doing better. Seriously maybe we should have done ours on the thresher shark. That thing is awesome. As is just about every other shark. I like sharks. They're adorable. This is so not making any sense at all. Anyway it's my birthday tomorrow. Yay. Glen already sent me birthday presents. They're quite nice and fluffy. Thanks.

23/9/13

So today we had assembly where they taught us how to draw funny faces. And then Jeremy was pretty much saying stuff out loud that had something to do with copyright and the presenter was getting rather annoyed. I suppose anyone would be. Unless they happen to have spent almost 3 years with him, which is unfortunately the case for me. But at least I'm used to him. He's not as annoying as Shiqi. Heck, I'd rather have him replace Shiqi. At least he knows what's happening. And also because he's much easier to quieten down. I think. He mostly just looks at his phone or computer.

Also, it appears Yi Jun has lost his wallet. It's black with orange words on it. No, I haven't stolen it, if you find it please return it to him. Unless you're a horrible person. Then give it to Jeff. He'll know what to do. Marine biology presentation tomorrow. Javier only just sent the slides. Hope it goes well. Like my new phone. The bottom bar can give out any colour.

22/9/13

The chinese thingy was quite confusing. I didn't really get it. Then and again, noone did. Something to to with being stuck at home and doing nothing, which makes you go mad. At least it wasn't boring.

21/9/13

So today we went for the marine biology trip. It was quite nice. You could see a lot of fishes. Took a lot of photos.

Anyway astronomy yesterday was quite nice. Managed to find M7 by myself :) The moon was quite bright. Although a lot of people went to colour fusion 2. Apparently it was quite nice. I didn't go.

19/9/13

So today we presented our economics project and managed to convince several people to buy a Nokia. Also, everyone on Facebook is doing the "like my status" stuff. What else was I thinking about hang on for a while.

Oh yes anyway I've been playing Burnout Paradise. Quite a good game. I've always liked cars. The Hyperion and 2400 GT are hoots to drive. Aggression class cars handle really badly, but the only thing that ever stops them is a wall. Stunt cars a in between speed and aggression. They're all rounded. Speed cars are very fast and handle extremely well, unfortunately it appears that touching a car will instantly wreck them. But it's a fun game. You can explore stuff and drive really fast.

17/9/13

Physics test tomorrow. Probably should have studied more. Oh well. Nothing much happened today.

16/9/13

Had hose meeting. Nothing much happened. Jovan decided to join us. Seemed to regret that decision. However he did bring to my attention a very good book. The Hunger but mostly Death Games. Anyway we're having a BBQ someday. Which will make preparing for astronomy session much easier as well as cheaper. Funny why the year 1s can't seem to get over me being in Faraday.

15/9/13

Had a weird dream quite recently about zombies and stuff. Basically me and some other people were in a high rise apartment hiding from zombies and then the volcano nearby erupted. Then lava bombs and stuff started falling onto the building and destroying the upper floors. I vaguely remember we were at one of the lower floors. Anyway when the floors above us had nearly gone we ran out of the building. I held up the group when I had to get my bag. But everyone was alright and we got to the ground floor. That's the whole dream. It was quite surreal.

10/9/13

Went out with a friend today for lunch. Had some coffee. Starbucks has nice cappuccinos. Talked about stuff. I was somewhat disappointed by the fact that benzene does not conduct electricity. Finished the chemistry online assignment. It was rather easy.

It r hovershark 5. I r coming in hot, requesting permishun to land.

Anyway school holidays are still here. Enjoy them while you can, they won't be around for too long. Also, I like IKEA catalogues. They smell nice and have pretty pictures.

It r hovershark 5, I have landed safely.

Not sure what else I feel like putting down here. Not much happening on Facebook. Besides the fact that there is this thing called cookie clicker, which seems like an ordinary game until you read the wiki. And are introduced to the concept of the grandmapocalypse. Yes. Apparently old people will destroy the world one day.

HUR DUR I R INVISIBLE #NINJASKILLZ

 I can see you perfectly fine. U LIE. I R PERFECTLY INVISIBLE. U DUN NOE I R THERE. Whatever.

A note from the author's brother

Hello. I am a hamster.

5/9/13

So I'm doing my marine biology poster on angelsharks.

BEECH I'M FABULOSO!

So they're critically endangered, and they're quite cute. If you happen to have a slightly odd idea of the word "cute". Nevermind. I always had an interest in sharks. Never did much about it. I still eat shark's fin soup. I'm such a bad person XD.

FEED MEEEEEE!

I rather like Thresher sharks. They have really long tails.

OM NOM NOM!

Anyway today was staff appreciation day, so we had this breakfast thingymajig and stuff. We showed pictures of Mr. Yuen, and there was this photo montage where they somehow managed to obtain pictures of our class sleeping. I walked around and offered Jaffa cakes to people. Most people don't seem to like them. I don't know why. They're tasty. Although a little bit sour.

Y U NO FEED ME ANYMORE? YOU MEAN. I DUN LIEK YOU.

And then afterwards there was this performance where they basically just thanked all the teachers. Whoopee yay everyone is happy the school holidays have started and now it's time to do some homework.

3/9/13

So today nothing really interesting happened, besides the fact that they are putting the finishing touches for Sports Day tomorrow. Despite the fact that the only sports involved are lots of running. Heck, it's not even athletics. Also, tomorrow might be rainy, which will make things rather entertaining. They have postponed the physics test to after the holidays instead of tomorrow. Woohoo.

There's quite a lot to do over the holidays. There is also an important astronomy club meeting tomorrow. We do not appear to be in trouble, however I am slightly apprehensive. Unless it happens to be along the lines of "OH MY GOD WE JUST GOT LOTS OF FUNDING I KNOW WHAT TO DO LET'S BUILD A RADIO TELESCOPE! OR WE CAN PUT THE SEM BACK IN ITS ROOM!"

2/913

I WON THE SPELLING BEE YEAH I CAN SPELL :D AND EVERYONE WAS CLAPPING :D AND STUFF!
I got $30 in Popular vouchers. Not sure what to spend them on. Maybe a book of some sort. Or I could buy myself something else  nifty.
So apparently all the ever do at SDYC is sing and dance and debate and it appears to be a very weird place. I could go there. Unfortunately I can't because I forgot the reason why. That didn't make any sense did it? Raining rather heavily now. Holidays are approaching. I'd better use them wisely. Not sure what to do. Drink coffee I suppose.

31/8/13 (Oh hey look a palindrome! (If you ignore the slashes))

So yesterday during astronomy some RI people came over. Talked to them, they were alright. Not very interesting though. Saw the Lagoon Nebula, M4, Venus, Centaurus and Saturn. Sky was a bit cloudy at times. Some people thought the ISS flew past, but apparently it wasn't the ISS. So before that there was PE and english and stuff. Nothing of interest happened then. Besides the fact that Sean has managed to get Mr. Yuen's face onto Nyan cat and the chinese currency. I would post a picture if I had it, but I don't so you'll probably have to wait until it goes onto the confessions page.
Pixel Kingdom is such a fun game. Whee I like the blockyness or the pixellyness of it.
Spelling bee is on Monday. Just looking through the dictionary for some last minute revision. Probably shouldn't be worrying about that. Spelling actually isn't that difficult if you read a lot of stuff. Representing my class. Would have gotten in last year but a classmate beat me to it. And ended up being unable to spell "coup". Seriously listen to the BBC people. You'll learn fast.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MASTERING PHYSICS?!

JUST WTF...

Because 1250 is TOTALLY a 2 significant figures number. Haha. (If you can see the image. If you can't, go buy some spectacles and come back when you're done.)

On a lighter note, we will get back our Da Vinci quiz tomorrow. I wonder what Mr. Yuen thought of 'Newton's 1st law'.

Ya.

26/8/13

Nothing of interest happened today. Interestingly Chong Wen has now started playing SCP containment breach. Which is a scary game with lots of scary things that will kill you. Most of the time. The rest of the time you just spend running around dark rooms and opening doors and running away from the things that want to kill you.
Year 1s and 2s had their house meetings today. Probably nothing interesting happened. Chemistry test on Thursday. Should start revising. Need to write a lot more when answering questions apparently.
So besides that I changed phones. My old phone isn't holding itself together anymore. Oh well. Been with me for around 4 years. Time to let it go I suppose. Although now all my songs are on my iPod nano only. And my new phone doesn't have 3G. Parents won't let me have that, so I can only use it at home and in school. Although messaging people is a lot easier.

24/8/13

So today we went to the Sisters Islands and saw some stuff. It was ok. My binoculars worked perfectly. I could see Pleiades and Orion. And a lot of other stuff. Also they showed us a lot of interesting stuff like snails and corals and anemones. We took some pictures. And walked around and got sand in our shoes which was really nasty and then we went and washed and ate some stuff. Apparently sea grapes taste salty. I didn't try them. Anyway yesterday we went to RI for the astronight thingymajig. Was alright. Talked to some people from outside NUS High. They seemed rather nice. Also had a look at Saturn, Venus and the Ring nebula.
After the marine biology field trip I went to Orchard and had a nice lunch and went looking for stuff in Kinokuniya. Quite nice. Unfortunately I want to buy the 50th Anniversary  Dr. Who books but I didn't have the money. I also wanted the Dalek handbook. It shows you how to ride them. Probably should have taken some free moon cake samples along the way but I forgot. Darn. I like the ones with lotus paste inside them. Preferably without the salted egg but I can deal with that.

22/8/13

Going to RI tomorrow for some astronomy stuff. Urgh have to wake up at 3 a.m. on Saturday and go to school. Should go to sleep now.

21/8/13

No Glen, you shall not narrate my life. Mostly because you'd be putting me out of a job. Also because I really don't want my life to be narrated by your voice. And also because you miss out a lot of the bits. And also because I really just don't like it, and if you try to do that one more time I might just pluck out our molars. And premolars. Hell why stop at that I'll take your canines and incisors too.
P.S. DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT WRITING A BIOGRAPHY ABOUT ME ASSHOLE.
Da Vinci today. Went rather fine, was released early. Had the awesomest ACE lesson ever. Want to decline sex? Here's how:

Step 1: I really don't want to do this OH GOD STOP IT YOU CRAZY PERSON STOP IT DAMMIT STOP AAHH AAHH AHH AH DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CONDOM IS THAT THING MADE IN CHINA DON'T PUT THAT INSIDE ME YOU TWAT!

Step 2: I really love you, but can we do this after we're married?

Step 3: No. Just no.

Laughed a lot.

20/8/13

So today is E-Learning day, while yesterday was a school holiday. Went to Javier's house to do the economics project. We're doing it on Nokia. His house has a nice glass office. Javier has some really unhappy fish. They always shake their head at him like he's doing something wrong, and they always get stuck in a corner of his fish tank. Which wasn't there the last time I visited. His dog wasn't there either when we visited yesterday. Got my binoculars yesterday. They're huge. They also supplied me with a Swiss Army Knife that really is made in China. I broke the reusable toothpick (ew) when I was bending it back into shape. I suppose the rest of it works, so I'll probably bring it around all the time. After going to Javier's house I had to go to another friend's house to do the chemistry project. That went really fast. Really fast like basically we just finished most of the filming in 40 minutes. Then I went back home and did some more homework. Whee that was for yesterday.

Doing physics E-Learning now. Finished the chemistry and english ones earlier. Actually I'm reading cracked.com OHMYGODWHATHAVETHEYDONETOTHEPAGELOOKATALLTHOSECUDDLYANIMALSSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Besides that, still doing physics E-Learning.

17/8/13

Astronomy overnight was really nice. Technically most of it happened today. Managed to see Mars, Jupiter and the Pleiades, as well as a lot more stuff like Orion's really fuzzy uh... sword? There was supposed to be a meteor shower in Perseus but I didn't see anything Took some pictures. They aren't that good. We had McDonalds in the middle of the night. Tasty. Unfortunately due to this overnight my mental capabilities have been diminished to a large extent, and I just slept on the bus and skipped a bus stop. Damn. Really need to sleep more today. Maybe I should go to sleep now?

School holiday on Monday and there is E learning on Tuesday, which is rather nice.

17/8/13

So yesterday we had PE, which involved throwing javelins. I got a silver for NAPFA yay!

So right now I'm on the hostel rooftop. Seniors are in the bservatory doing astrophotography. We have some telescopes set up outside, and Cygnus and the summer triangle are visible. Currently I've drank a lot of coke, and Glen just ordered McDonalds. Night sky is pretty good, but there are clouds.

ROCKET PENGUINS AND THE DESTRUCTION OF POTATO LAND, SEA AND AIR!

"Are you sure about this? I mean, your head has not stopped saying "Vagina malfunction" for the past 6 hours." "Yes, I'm sure. Besides, it'll only take a few minutes. I'm sure it won't act up again."
 As we all know, Mavis has a vagina on her head. Don't ask me why. Just don't.
"Good morning people, we are gathered here today for the unveiling of Long Shen Corporation's new line of products! So without any further ado, let's introduce them!" M quickly got off the stage, while her head announced "VAGINA MALFUNCTION VAGINA MALFUNCTION PLEASE GET IT REPLACED NOW!" while several penguins waddled on. They looked really uncomfortable. And when I said "they" I meant M and the penguins. Ooh, we should make that a TV show!
You would too, given the circumstances.
"As we all know, we love penguins. Especially Wui Seng (who was at this moment pretty much spazzing out and saying things like "GOSH THEY'RE SO FLUFFY CAN I HUG THEM?"). They're extremely good swimmers, have streamlined bodies and  So, these penguins have been equipped with high efficiency mass propulsion units (otherwise known as "We shoved rockets up their arses just for the heck of it") to enable them to cover great distances with minimal effort. But what's the point of all this if all our penguins do is just shoot off everywhere? To make them several times more usefuller, we've also shoved several tonnes of explosives down them the other way, complete with matter compression technology that may or may not be 100% reliable. Rest assured, if there is a-VAGINA MALFUNCTION thank you very much M we will be collecting all the insurance. Because we own your insurance companies, remember?"
Please look up Long Shen rule number 6: Sex is paramount.
"But what is the whole point of this if you don't know if our penguins work? After all, if we sold you a penguin with a-VAGINA MALFUNCTION thank you again M you'd never hear the end of it. So we shall now test out new product on Potato Land, Sea and Air!"
Because what kind of country only owns the land anyway? It needs airspace and seaspace or whatever you call the damn thing.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Mr. Potato shouted (Hang on a minute he went flying out of the window last time, didn't he?). "CRASH!" Mr. Potato was sent flying out of the window again. "AND NOW WE SHALL LAUNCH THE PENGUINS! COWER IN FEAR AT OUR LATEST WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION-VAGINA MALFUNCTION! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok just launch the damn things already."

A penguin gave a small squeak. And they all looked up as the roof of the building opened up, and suddenly the penguins were all sent flying upwards with rainbow trails streaming out of their behinds.
If Rainbow Dash was black and white and had flippers, I suppose that would be a good description for this moment.
"Now, if you would kindly switch to our satellite which is in orbit over Potato Land, Sea and Air, you will see the effects soon."

And suddenly a huge- VAGINA MALFUNCTION ok M you really need to shut that thing up anyway a really huge mushroom cloud appeared. And Potato Land, Sea and Air was no more. Everyone clapped. Except for Mr. Potato who had been thrown out of the window.

THE END. (For now at least. Or until I think of something else.)

14/8/13

I will never look at cauliflowers the same again. Mostly because of sexual education. Or genital herpes. Whatever.
Oh you want to have sex? Fine, but first, let me tell you all the things I never told anyone else.
Besides that, we had Da Vinci today. Not sure what topic I should do on (I'm inclined towards the "surprise me" option). Mr. Yuen is amazingly terrifically awesomely (insert a lot of adjectives here) funny. He released us early. Whee. Blitzars and the difference between a nova and a supernova.

So I was thinking maybe you could have this place that was completely white. But the terrain features would still be there, and you'd have a special pencil you could use to colour everything and find interesting stuff that would let you make even more awesome pencils and colour more things and stuff. And then there'd be eraser rain. Damn.

Chemistry quiz tomorrow. About intermolecular forces. I haven't done any proper revision but whatever. There is also biology makeup tomorrow since we're missing 2 hours next week due to Lim Jeck Day. But whatever. Economics tomorrow. It's actually rather boring. Should have taken geography. A bit too late for that, so I guess I'll just go through it and stuff.
Bees. I don't know why. But I was thinking about something. Oh yes. Yuendibuzz. Ring a bell? Or Charyuender, for that matter. We should give Mr. Yuen a surprise for teachers' day.
Javier wants to spank me nude. I think he might be suffering from something. I don't know what. I don't want to be given a nude spanking either. If your face has been distorted to a large extent, congratulations, you are probably not in our class. Sean keeps swearing. Chong Wen just goes on 9gag and looks around his twisty puzzles thingymajigs and stuff. Maybe it's time for another one of those "People in my class" editions? I only do those once per year, but I might expand it to encompass a larger group of people. DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT SUBSETS A**HOLE. I JUST SAW THAT THOUGHT GO THROUGH YOUR MIND. DON'T YOU DARE F***ING DENY IT.

Don't worry that's perfectly normal. Unfortunately since I've washed my jacket people can now smell me. Ew. Although it's not that bad. Have you watched Klaus the forklift driver? It's funny in a weird way. Mostly because Germans aren't funny at all.

13/8/13

Cold saunas. Yes, you read that right. Because if you've ever seen a phase diagram you know cold steam can exist.

 Unfortunately since the only way cold (I'm taking less than or equal to 0 degrees Celsius) steam can exist is at pressures below 10 millibars, you'd probably never get to see it. Mostly because your eyeballs would have forced their way out of their sockets, as would everything else in your body. And then proceeded to explode all over the place.

And as you all know, next Monday is a school holiday. At least for us in NUSH. Mostly because Lim Jeck won a lot of medals. Although I;'m not sure what they'll do next year, since he graduates at the end of this year. They'll probably find someone else. Hopefully they do.

Had a math test today. Was rather easy. Found some colour pencils. Jeff can't count. Biology quiz is not tomorrow, as I had somehow thought it was due to some weird stuff that goes on in my brain. Oh well. Da Vinci tomorrow and they want us to bring computers. Fine. And also, astronomy overnight on Friday. Staring at Zhi Xin will kill you. Staring at Mavis will make you laugh.
Staring at me will make you wonder why I'm so ugly.

Otherwise known as rummaging through my brain and putting everything I find here

So I suppose this is one of those weird somewhat special posts on my blog where basically you read this possibly long post in my voice (for those of you that know me personally). Anyway let's get started.

If a tree fell over in a forest and noone noticed it, did it fall over? Was there even a tree in the first place?
I guess it depends. I mean since I've already stated that there is a tree, it therefore exists. Despite the fact that everyone else doesn't know it's there, since I know it's there it does exist. Of course if you take me out of the picture you could say the tree never existed (until 1 day you came across it while hiking, then made your own conclusions, which would prove the existence of the tree and it falling over). Although in the real world most trees fall over because someone amputated the roots (mostly in an illegal operation), and it's rather rare that you get a tree falling over on its own (since trees do possess a certain amount of "intelligence" to not grow on loose soil, etc. But you can't really blame one for growing on the soil of an active volcano.)
Alternatively, just stop highlighting everything to look for statements like these.
So it appears that Sports Day is fast approaching (despite most, if not all of the events involving the fast and seamless alternation of opposing feet on the ground in the hopes of attaining a trophy). There was a practice session today. Since I don't really have much of an interest in these things I'm not participating. There are also chinese and math tests tomorrow. Which is rather annoying. Well, I guess my math is ok. Same can't be said for my chinese.  And in other news the Norwegian prime minister tried being a taxi driver. Which sounds rather fun. Mostly because you say a lot of stuff you don't tell others in taxis. And also because our principal should try that sometime. And somehow moving on to the subject of our one and only discipline master which is unfortunately unavailable and all the replacements are rather crappy, noone really knows what has happened.
Is that too long for you? Nevermind I can always write some more.
I'm a kitten. Hear me roar. Speaking of roaring Katy Perry has a new song. It sounds rather nice. And rather undepressing which is also rather nice. Or spiffing. Depends.  Besides that there is also the fact that our mentor came back today (I'm not sure for how long, but Sean wishes he'd never come). I don't know why. He was supposed to be on a senior teacher training course. School confessions page has been getting rather interesting. Besides the fact that people keep on threatening suicide. Which isn't nice. (Why do I keep using "nice"?)
I really have too much stuff in my mind.
So onto the subject of the Ace Combat series of games. Basically most people thought Assault Horizon sucked, probably because your planes healed automatically and also because dogfight mode made killing the enemy rather easy.
Unfortunately that's still not the end of this post.
So now that we're all eagerly waiting for the 23rd of November there are also some things that I forgot to mention earlier on. First of all is that basically every girl in our class is really high. And when I say high I mean really crazy and possibly suffering from withdrawal symptoms from whatever they've been taking. Which I suspect to be the company of each other. Speaking of company, a friend of mine told me that if you put a lot of women together their menstrual cycles will all synchronise. Also, we threw out Mr. Potato. He'd spent too long in his bath and he'd started to disassociate into the water. In other news, Chong Wen found an iPad. The only problem is right now it's hanging and showing a picture of a block of wood. And also, there is the slight problem of english tomorrow which will have us introducing our commercials to everyone else.

"Dear Mr. Selva, Ms. Bay, ladies and gentlemen and for those of you who haven't undergone puberty, boys and girls, and for those of you who don't belong to the above categories, please get back to your planet, today we are going to etc etc etc."

I suppose that's it for now. I hope.

9/8/13

So NDP just ended. Apparently they ended up shooting fireworks out of the Merlion. Would have been nicer if they'd added ytterbium lasers in the mix. And a lot of hydrogen balloons.

Went to Marks and Spencers today. Bought some snacks. Jaffa cakes are so nice. Haven't tried the sour cream and chives potato chips though, but I suppose they're great too.

7/8/13

So today we had the National Day parade, which was cut slightly short by the fact that it started to rain. Funny. Or maybe not. It rains all the time during this time of the year. After that, there was the carnival. I didn't really participate. I preferred watching my friends play computer games :P. Besides that, we also did the chinese project, which involved us taking the bus to Buona Vista then going back to Clementi before I went home. I hope it's fine. Some groups have already finished.

5/8/13

While we are at it here's our commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICcMDdpUY7w

K THX BYE <--Has anyone realized that this is not wui seng but someone else

5/8/13

PETER CAPALDI IS THE NEW DOCTOR ASDFGHJKL.

 

His eyes are a nice shade of green. ASDFGHJKL he looks so damn sexy all the Doctors look sexy ASDFGHJKL. He looks much younger than 55 too.

Apparently he appeared in World War Z as the WHO Doctor (I see what you did there). So now I'm just waiting for the 50th anniversary and the Christmas special. School was alright. Tomorrow is technically the last day of school, because we have a celebration on Wednesday for national day.

4/8/13

I'm bored. This is most annoying.

3/8/13

So I was thinking today and I just had this really great idea for Orientation next year. Basically it's DW themed, and it will be fun.

1. Build the interior of the TARDIS somewhere in school.
2. Get 4 people to play Faraday, Nobel, Fleming and Fibonacci.
3. Find someone to play the Doctor. Preferably someone nuts.
4. Build the TARDIS exterior.
5. Make a script (I have a general idea)
6. Best Orientation ever. (At least until the sequel comes out)

2/8/13

They said they were going to teach us astrobiology today. Somehow that turned into a session where about 1/4 of the class was learning about astrobiology, and the other 1/4 was learning about other stuff that wasn't exactly astrobiology. Anyway it was rather boring. We really need a practical soon. Everyone's getting ready for the NDP celebration. However, it appears that I do not have any red shirts at home, and hence I shall just come in school uniform.
And now everyone is substituting "yuen" into every term they can find. I'm eagerly awaiting The Ayuengers, X-Yuen and Captain Ayuenica.
And besides that, everyone has complained about the physics online assignment, which everyone has found to be rather difficult. Getting late now. There's an economics field trip tomorrow. AND THEY WILL REVEAL THE 12th DOCTOR ON SUNDAY ONFG YES XD ASDFGHJKL.

1/8/13

It's the first day of August. The year went by quite fast. But to make myself feel better, WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE 50th ANNIVERSARY AND THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL :D. So besides that, I have been encountering slight difficulty with the physics online assignment. Such as the fact that I have no idea how to do some of the questions. But nevermind that, we're having an economics test tomorrow. And PE. WHY.
Jia Cheng said he's going to teach me how to fly his plane. I hope I don't kill someone.
I also borrowed a book on philosophical problems today. It's really quite interesting. Such as this one that asks, "Is snow white?" Hmmm. Depends on your type of snow. Don't eat the golden variety.

30/7/13

So a friend just asked me to join project SUGAR. I don't know. It takes place in the first week of June next year. Which seems to be when the most important astronomy competition is held. If I go, I'll leave behind Glen, Javier, Jovan and Wayne, but Jovan could just pop off to Germany at the same time while all the seniors go to CERN, and then we're all screwed. On the other hand, I get to educate kids about HIV/AIDS. And have fun in Vietnam.
The truth is I'm more inclined towards staying in Singapore, mostly because I really don't know what is going to make me help those kids, and also because I'm much more at ease in competitions. And anyway, we're all going to be doing our school proud, so I suppose there really isn't much of a difference. At least I have 1 month to decide.

28/7/13

So today I went for Glen's birthday party. It was rather nice. There was a lot of chocolate involved. I didn't take any pictures though. Anyway we had chocolate cake, chocolate truffles and chocolate ice cream, all of which tasted nice. I like their chocolate. It's the really dark kind. I also got a cappuccino. AND THEY HAD SUGAR CUBES DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THOSE THINGS ARE? And then everyone was eating sugar cubes. And then everyone was throwing around a packet of mints for no apparent reason. Afterwards we went to Subway because it's really not nice to have just chocolate for lunch. Just saying. It was quite fun. Happy birthday Glen!
Finished half of my Da Vinci commentary. It's not too difficult if you understand the article.

25/7/13

So today we had english. Nothing much. Oh yes there is a chemistry online assignment and also the economics assignment and the math tutorial. Damn they sure gave a lot of homework this week. Da Vinci commentary is due next week and so is the english reading portfolio. The letter to the editor is due tomorrow, but I finished that, so good for me. I also have to help out for the DSA camp thingy on Saturday. I'm in registration.
Apparently the reason they banned us from using chemical reactions for our projectile launcher is because the last time  someone did that, the projectile launcher ended up in Nan Hua High. Yep.

24/7/13

So today we had Da Vinci and it was alright but a bit boring. And also the DSA student helpers briefing. I'm in Registration.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e81f/

IWANTITSOBADIWANTITSOBADIWANTITSOBADIWANTITSOBADIWANTITSOBADIWANTITSOBADIWANTITSOBAD

Oh god what?! Ah nevermind but that is going to be the one book I'll ever be writing in for a long time if I ever have it. Or maybe I could make one myself. YES I WILL MAKE ONE MYSELF AND FINISH IT ON MY BIRTHDAY AND IT WILL BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!
I am so ihgh right now.

22/7/13

There's chinese listening comprehension tomorrow. Should be alright. My hearing is quite alright (despite what my friends think). At least I get to skip some classes XD. Besides that, there's also the physics projectile launcher thingy due date. I hope we can at least clear the barrier. Landing in one of the squares would be welcome too.

OH YES AND KATE IS STILL CURRENTLY GIVING BIRTH SO HOPEFULLY BY TOMORROW I WILL HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON TO ACT LIKE A TOTAL BRITISH RETARD AND PARTY REALLY HARD.

And in other news, the wife of our math teacher has given birth. Congratulations Mrs. Ku.

20/7/13

So we went to Sungei Buloh today. Apparently there are crocodiles there, but I didn't see any. There weren't much birds there either. They hadn't started migrating here yet. The only things interesting in the mangrove were the native birds. Which were rather hard to spot. Everything except the crabs were hard to spot.

Also, Da Vinci review thingymajig has started. I put physics as my first choice. The article is readable actually. I understand what they're saying, not the equations and the constants. But then there's always google. Astronomy ended early yesterday. So I got home early and slept a bit more, which was ok. Probably should go to sleep now.

19/7/13

So there was no overnight today. Jovan was so disappointed. Anyway Sean Pek taught us about galaxiees and the Hubble Tuning Fork diagram. Glen slept through most of it. Anyway he just asked us to identify 60 galaxies.

Went and test run the launcher today. The ball kept on shooting to the right, so I changed how I released it and it works fine now. Which is a good thing. Anyway we have another one of those marine biology trips tomorrow to Sungei Buloh. Wonder what we'll see there. Hope I don't get distracted by the birds.

Had a physics practical today. Screwed it up by giving the average reading instead of the time difference. We still managed to finish it though. Quite a few projects they gave us this week. There's economics, chinese and chemistry (which was last week but whatever).

A Long story based on Physics Projects

The Long (pun intended) life of Mr Projectile Launcher

It all started with 3 pieces of paper.

The instructions were, briefly, build a projectile launcher, that can, using a squash ball, cross a barrier of 80cm and hit four squares, approximately 80<----???))) located outside the Design and Engineering lab. Several teams thought they were up to the challenge, and gladly accepted it. (Actually, they didn’t have a choice)

However, it turned out to be no meager task, for many complications were met. One of these teams, were employees of Long Shen Corporation or Public Unlimited or whatever. Anyway, they were tasked to accomplish these tasks better than the rest, and so they set out to do just that. Even more amazing, it seems that rumors were spreading that even Long Shen himself was in this group. Of course, no one had any means to prove this, because few people have faced The Supreme Leader and still be able to provide a reliable description.

So we focus our story on this group. They initially tried numerous methods, which slowly reduced themselves to mere silliness, but 2 ideas stood out. (Theres a chinese proverb for this... Just like there is for everything.) The wheel launcher and the spring, AKA the penis and the-launcher-that-I-can’t-bloody-operate-right.

They eventually gathered while Udella Industries (guys is this OK?) was burning palm trees and various plants in an attempt to stop them, but they proceeded unhazed-- I mean, unfazed. They sought out supplies and tools to assist them, and found such, mostly because they work for Long Shen and are almighty. Unfortunately, when assembling... The Penis, problems soon rose up. It appears that the designer cocked up when inserting a rod into its designated hole. The rod turned out to be too huge and stiff, so it was too tight a fit. What a pain in the butt... The huge rod stood erect while the designer stood in his crib, light shafting into the room forming long straight poles as they went. He shuddered in fear. If Long Shen heard of this, he would certainly..... “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!” said Long Shen as he thrusted his long (eheheh triple meaning) finger at him. “I’m sorry Sir, I made a mis--” “MISTAKE???!!! HOW DARE YOU???” Long Shen ejaculated. “No, I can change, I swe-- AAAHHHH!!!” With the bat of an eyelid, the designer was forcefully ejected from... The Spire.

Really? Seriously? I let you post as me and this is the stuff you come up with? (No, shut up, no sick thoughts.)

17/7/13

So today we had Da Vinci, which involved something about reviewing an article. I rather liked the physics one on blitzers, which basically work when a neutron star rotates so rapidly it bulges at its equator, which causes part of it to fall outside its schwarzschild radius, and hence it doesn't collapse into a black hole. Over time it loses energy as its spinning magnetic dipoles stimulate the surrounding electromagnetic field, Over time the rotation slows down, causing the equatorial bulge to subside and now the neutron star is inside its schwarzschild radius, and collapses into a black hole, losing its EM field as radio waves.

13/7/13

So we had the field trip today. It was alright I suppose, except that I just really didn't want to touch anything. Took some photographs. Woke up at 4.30 am, took a taxi to school and waited for everyone else. I also wore my hat. Unfortunately Glen Goh was not there, so he did not see it. Although someone might have taken a photograph so you could ask around. Not too many mosquitoes, so it wasn't that irritating, not o mention the fact every few minutes a plane would fly past, and Jovan would make explodey noises. There were sea anemones and crabs and sea urchins. Shoes got wet. Which was supposed to happen. The truth is I have this weird feeling everyone else enjoyed the trip more than I did. Either that or I'm just going a bit crazy. Probably because I got in bed at 12 midnight but only slept at 2 am. Whatever.

Doing physics assignment right now. It's ok.

11/7/13

So there's chinese oral tomorrow. Oh boy I am going to do badly for this. Ah well just keep talking (read: bulls***ting). Anyway on Saturday there's that tidal walk. Bringing 2 cameras along. And my jacket. And a hat. Hope it doesn't blow off. I'll just use blue tack.

Some very good news

WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE TODAY THE FIRST 1/4 OF OUR FIRST STORY HAS BEEN MADE INTO A MOVIE. PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY LONG SHEN PTE LTD.

Basically June's the guy who does most of the yelling and Javier's the one with no hair. Wui Seng and Sean are currently not in this clip.

All rights reserved, while stocks last, batteries sold separately. Please do not use this clip to learn German.

Y U NO UNDERSTAND BRITISH HUMOUR?!

No seriously people why the hell won't you watch Doctor Who? It's a really great show, the actors are amazing and sexy as hell, the plots are extremely ridiculous (Time travel. Now shut up.), I nearly cried when Amy and Rory left (Oh, THAT'S JUST ME ISN'T IT?!) and I really like the Daleks. I mean, seriously how difficult is it to watch Doctor Who? I HAVE 4 SEASONS ON MY COMPUTER ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASK. AND I'LL GLADLY GIVE THEM TO YOU JUST SO I HAVE MORE TO TALK ABOUT THAN WHAT GOES ON IN SCHOOL. (No hard feelings Glen.) I mean, the show has everything you like. It's got really horrible people (Daleks, Cybermen, the Silence), really nice people (The Doctor, Clara, Amy, Rory, the Doctor again (we're talking about another regeneration here)), and the people that the Doctor usually saves at the end of the episode (Unless it's a fixed point in time. At which point the Doctor has a really weird look on his face, because he has to convince his companion that everyone else has to die and he can do nothing about it.)

OMFG KAREN GILLAN (Amy) WAS IN THAT EPISODE. And then the Doctor will always end up dying, but don't worry he regenerates and is back to saving the entire universe.

He occasionally does that with a water gun. Although most of the time he uses his sonic screwdriver, which has been proven to work.

So I'm probably finished with Doctor Who. Now to this show called The Thin Blue Line. It's not drama. It's got Rowan Atkinson in it how the hell could it be a drama? Basically it's just really funny. OH NOW I'M THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING?

10/7/13

My brother's iPod touch arrived today. He didn't get it from the shop because he wanted it to have 6 words engraved on it, font size uh... 5 maybe? Anyway it's red and apparently it's to show support for people suffering from AIDS.

Truth to be told I think it's just an iPod nano mega. Whee.
So today Sean has managed to animate the first part of the stories. Well, not exactly, he just put subtitles in a video of Hitler ranting. But it's a start. Not to mention it's hilarious. Expect to see it sometime soon. Unless Javier doesn't allow it.

Did my economics mindmap. It's rather compact. Chemistry tomorrow.

BECAUSE JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE'D STOPPED (OR WERE DEAD, OR MAYBE BOTH), HERE WE ARE AGAIN!

So in the last part of our epic saga, I kind of forgot what happened. (No that was not the story just ah whatever shut up whoever is reading this and continue reading)

So anyway when we last left off I promised to focus on the penguins. So here they are.

So right now Yi Jun was building another superweapon (not another one of his ties, thank god for that), and June had a plan to stop him, which had originally been proposed by Wui Seng (who wanted all the credit but because life hates him he never got any). So they would assault Yi Jun's top secret base in Berlin with explosive penguins, which would be shot out of Sean's robot's cannon penis. Because we wanted to bring that back too. Sorry about the resulting nightmares.

The only problem was that Seam had to rebuild his robot, which was taking quite some time, and since penguins are hardly hardliners it is rather hard to convince them to wear explosives, so June had to shove the explosives down their throat, which caused Wui Seng much distress. (I really wonder how he deals with it)

So the plan went horribly wrong again (it always has to, otherwise I'll never have anything to write about). The penguins suffered premature detonations, and blew everyone up. Not to mention the fact that Berlin doesn't have any penguins. That didn't make any sense. Ah whatever this is seriously lousy.

(BTW PEOPLE WE HAVE AN UPCOMING STORY* + MOVIE* TITLED <<THE RISE AND FALL OF 67>>)

* hopefully

9/7/13

So apparently Wui Seng hasn't written on his blog for 5 days 

Oh no! Is he dead?

Actually no

He is just busy doing nothing

KTHXBYE

5/7/13

The beginnings of the new Guardian.. of Wui Seng's blog. (that sounded 10 times better in my head I swear)

HI WUI SENG AND JAVIER (If he still posts) GUESS WHO? (the fish are awesome)------------->

Anyway it seems many people in school like to watch Ray William Johnson's =3 show (Many people means Yi Jun, Sean, Chong Wen, Keene, Pei Hui, Luck Wei (if I did not imagine him there), and me.)

It's really funny, but now he's got this new system of 1 review and 5 episodes a week. I think this style of video is not as good as 1 per week, 3 reviews... Ah well.

That's all the time I have, thanks everyone for letting me post this, it was a great experience. Couldn't have done it without the (adjective) Wui Seng, the (adjective) Javier, and last but not least, the (adjective) (name).

I'll see you all soon!

No, there must be a unique ending... KTHXBYE is taken... Umm... Hmm...

Aha!

(obligatory unique ending style)

4/7/13

We have PE and physics tomorrow. Whee.
Anyway I finished the 1st chapter, so if you are fine with it you could read it.
We have CCA tomorrow. Hopefully it doesn't rain, I need to use a telescope. Haven't done that in a while. Probably will be a bit more relaxed. We've won all the competitions we could win. English reading portfolio is due tomorrow, but it's alright, I finished it already.

Oh yes, I'll be bringing my hat to school tomorrow. I just hope I don't give it away.

3/7/13

So today we didn't have Da Vinci, and we filmed some more of our english project. Also, our mentor/chinese teacher is leaving for 2 months, (in the words of Chong Wen) to be taught by a teacher how to teach teachers to teach. So we're having some kind of event tomorrow during mentoring. Sean wants it to be a party. But he's Sean, so that's alright. Anyway our mentor for the next 2 months will be Ms. Yenny. I don't know who she is.
I think I have my wattpad stuff sorted out. Now I just need to finish the first chapter and then publish it and then work on the second chapter and hope everyone finds it alright.
Dad bought a new phone. It's a LG Optimus. It's big. I don't have a picture. Just google it. Chemistry tomorrow.

1/7/13

So it's the first day of July, the first day of term 3, and the first day of semester 2. Whee.

So I was reading this story that a friend of mine wrote. That banging noise you may hear is me hitting my head out of slight embarrassment and the feeling you get when you see yourself mentioned in a story.

29/6/13

So tomorrow's the last day of the school holidays. 1 month went by quite fast. I think I've done all the homework that needed to be done. I've also managed to make it onto someone's bucket list in some form or the other. iPod nano's quite amazing. Although I really don't like the earphones, they hurt and they don't keep the outside noise out, which means I have to max my volume, which wastes battery, etc. So I'm sticking to my old earphones.

Probably should pack my school bag tomorrow.
Trying to think of someting, but there's only the DW theme tune.

25/6/13

So today we did the physics project. it went quite well. We actually got quite a lot of stuff done. So right now we're just finishing up the report online. Apparently it hailed in some parts of Singapore today. The rain was quite torrential. Blew quite a lot of stuff over and ripped off branches.
The girls were talking about all kinds of random stuff and we were discussing Taylor Swift and whether she has a quota for boyfriends and then they started saying my voice was unique and stuff and I was like "...". Whee but it was fun and stuff.

24/6/13

So it's the last week of the holidays. Oh well best start preparing for the new stuff they'll be teaching us. Colligative properties and hybridysation. I've been quite busy for the past week. Sorry about that. Anyway I now have an iPod nano! (I think I said that before. Nevermind) So I can now watch videos on it, and it's quite nice. Unfortunately the new earphones that came with it hurt my ears, so I'm sticking with my old ones for now. And I also got a new hat. It's grey. I'm not exactly sure how I look with it, so I'll probably wear it to school sometime. And end up looking like an idiot. And finally, I have a new jacket. It was lying around in my uncle's house and my mum thought it would be nice for me to have it. It's much thicker than my black jacket.

So tomorrow I'll be going to a friend's house to do the physics project. And we still don't have a squash ball, and I'm not exactly sure of our progress. I really hope Chong Wen is working on the Reading Portfolio.

The weather has been really hot lately.I'm sweating now. At least the haze is subsiding. Although I missed the worst as I was in Malaysia.

17/6/13

So I just got back from Malaysia.Whee. I got an iPod nano. It's nice and tiny and blue in colour, although you can't exactly personalize it since there aren't many wallpapers. And it has a radio. It also came with a USB cable and earphones. I also got a hat. It's a trilby. I think it looks alright on me but I'll have to ask my friends.

On a side note, it appears just about every farmer in Indonesia has decided it is a good day to clear some more land. It is actually quite bad.

I celebrated Father's Day by accidentally releasing the handbrake and nearly running him over. Whoops.

11/6/13

Hello there everyone. On Sunday my cousins came over and we played some Kinect games. And my right arm still hurts from all the virtual bowling. Ow. And some of my friends are in Bintan for an astronomy trip. They should be back by tomorrow.
 

I've been busy for the past few days doing the english project. We managed to get quite a bit done. I hope. Although Javier says I am a very bad camera man and that I suck at being sad. And my family went shopping on Sunday and I got a new pair of shoes :D

THEY'RE SUCH A NICE BLUE COLOUR XD AND THEY'RE SO CUSHY! They cost $87. Which is alright I guess. There were some pairs that cost 2x as much.

8/6/13

So today went badly. We didn't win anything. I suppose that's because we didn't prepare well enough. Not to mention the fact that some good members were not able to attend. And the fact that frankly, we all suck at making models of spacecraft NASA will never get around to building. Of course, there's only one thing I can blame. RI. They pretty much won everything.
Which is why next year we shall make it our goal to beat them. And make sure they come in 3rd. Hopefully not via black magic. That's our last resort.

6/6/13

So Astrochallenge went alright. We'll only know the results for sure on Saturday. Also, I need to do the model for the project. There's tomorrow.
Alan Wake is a fun game. It's a bit dark.
First week of the holidays is almost over. I actually can't think of anything much to say because I really can't think of anything right now. Oh yes during dinner someone started a conversation about forensic pathologists and then we learnt a little bit about how to kill someone. Whaddaya mean, "learnt" ain't a word?

5/6/13

So there's Astrochallenge tomorrow. I haven't finished the poster, but I have printed out the parts.  I'll just stick them on tonight. And finish the model by Friday. But i still need to revise. Whatever I'll manage. Hope we win and become champions. I'd like a solid metal trophy for once.
And before you think of anything Glen, SHUT UP ABOUT DOING QA ON THE TROPHIES. RAWR.
Jia Cheng came over to my house today. We played some computer games and the Xbox
A to-do list for the holidays:
1. Do everything that needs to be done.
2. Win all the competitions!
3. Play some computer games.
4. Read some books.
5. Ponder about the mysteries of life and why mine is so boring.
6.Find some way to make it not boring.
7. Fail.
8. Go back to school.
9. Punch someone in the face.
Oh yes I'll be going back to Malaysia for some time. 

3/6/13

There's SMO tomorrow. I don't really remember signing up for it. Oh well. Anyway my groupmates are coming over next week for the english project. I hope we get things done, and avoid throwing stuff at each other.

2/6/13

This is turning out to be really boring. I just finished all my books. I'll have to borrow some more. Except that I'm too bored to do so.
Why are there so many things I have to go for next week?! Then and again not as if I can do much at home either.

1/6/13

Start of the holidays! So anyway we had SJChO today and the other astronomy competition. SJChO was alright I guess. Didn't manage to do 1 experiment. Broke a glass rod. I hope that's cheap. Now it's just waiting for the results.

Got 1st for the astronomy competition :D Even with 5 people out of an expected 8. Although the project round was retarded.

30/5/13

It's really late. There's PTM tomorrow and an astronomy meeting. I'm typing this at the bequest of a friend. I am bored. SJChO is on Saturday and so is that ACSI astronomy competition. I haven't done any revision.

28/5/13

It appears I don't need to see any teacher on Friday. Yay.

I'm probably going to go through the 5 books I borrowed by Friday. This is not good. Unfortunately there aren't many thick books I can find right now. Unless I find Inferno in the library. Which is highly unlikely.

Today we went to the CPIB headquarters. It was rather interesting, but there wasn't much to see. But the had a real typewriter that still worked even though it was an exhibit. And then we had SJChO practice today. I think my team has gotten faster.

My life has gotten a bit boring. I need to spice it up a bit I think. (At which point I suddenly expect Chong Wen to appear and tell me to shove chillies up my a-OH GOD WHY)

27/5/13

GODDAMMIT I LEFT SOME ORANGE SLICES ON MY TABLE AND NOW IT'S CRAWLING WITH F***ING ANTS SCREW THOSE ANTS I HATE THEM I NEED A VACUUM CLEANER TO SUCK THEM ALL UP NOW.

On a side note, they had Games Day today. I didn't go because I had other stuff like the Physics Education Seminar thingymajig rehearsal. I'm an usher. Whee. Hope I don't screw up.

OH MY DEAR GOD ANTS GET OFF MY TABLE THERE ARE NO MORE ORANGES WILL YOU STOP THINKING THERE ARE ORANGES YOU STUPID IDIOTS?

27/5/13

So today went rather well. We had a debate workshop today, and it went rather well. The teacher was somewhat scary though.
She was like, "I LOVE AEROSMITH! (SPAZZES)" and other stuff like poking people with her marker.
Amazingly she didn't seem to get angry. So anyway we just debated about random topics and stuff like there are people in a hot air balloon and you have to throw someone out of it to save the rest so what would you do. Other than that we didn't really learn anything much.

Then afterwards we had this astronomy meeting about the astrochallenge project. Mr. Yuen gave a few good suggestions. Like a hyperkinetic probe to determine the composition of Pluto.
Swedish crime fiction is rather blunt. They leave in all the vulgarities and stuff. And they have sex scenes. Unfortunately I have no idea what other type of books I should read, mostly because the rest are really boring.

26/5/13

Is there school tomorrow? I can't remember. Or is it Post Exam Activities? I don't really like those, except for the CPIB visit. So anyway I went to the library and borrowed 5 books.

Note that that is not "One S***" by Lee Child. Just saying. Also note that most of the books are from Norwegians.
I should probably teach myself Swedish. But then it's so difficult to read.

23/5/13

Exam results were ok. Helped Jia Cheng fly his plane today. It went quite well but he crashed it and broke a carbon fibre tube.

THE STORY WITH NO PLOT (AT THE MOMENT. I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT)

So right now this story has no plot (as you have seen in the title. I'm still working on it).

So at the end of the last story (what happened at the end of the last story? I forgot. Hang on let me check the blog...I'm back. Did I miss anything? I guess not) Wui Seng teleported a lot of penguins back to Antartica. And he's supposed to be laughing in his secret lair but Wui Seng doesn't have a secret lair (I checked) but anyway we'll just focus on the penguins. So June nuked Antarctica and then (did Yi Jun put his tie back on last time? Let me go check again...AH F*** THIS WHO CARES I'M F***ING GOING TO BED GOOD F***ING NIGHT EVERYBODY I STILL LOVE YOU DON'T CRY)